Black Pearl

A unique piece of advice, from a black person, that would not usually, (if ever), come from any other race of people.

So I was talking to Squeak the other day, and he gave me this Black Pearl. He said, "I won't eat pussy. I don't eat anything that gets up and walks away when I'm done."

by fallout2023 August 10, 2016

Pearl Jammed

When anal beads are lodged in ones anus and requires a third party removal.

I got pearl jammed and cant make it to the game.

by Acedigital July 23, 2012

Pearl Necklace

Cum around someone's neck.

I gave LaFawnda a Pearl Necklace last night -- it looked good on her.

by BAM -- I'm scene! February 1, 2005

Pearl Jam

1.

a. A rock group whose musical quality is far greater than their popularity

b. A rock group whose popularity would be greater if one of its members committed suicide a lá Kurt Cobain

That band is such a Pearl Jam: they're great, but nobody gives a shit.

by Duke Guillermo April 15, 2006

Hairy Pearl

A girl who's clitoris is hairy in the essence that their "fun zone" isn't shaved. Diving for a pearl that is hidden inside a hairy oyster.

Woman: How do you like my tiny clit?
Man: It's kinda hard to find this hairy pearl!
Woman: So I should have shaved?

by JSAC9250 March 8, 2009

Pearl Apron

when ejaculation upon the face or body of another is accompanied by a gratuitous amount of previously harvested semen. Most commonly warmed then poured from a bucket, the result is an apron of hot man chowder draping the recipient. Surveys have shown that this is a great alternative to a bukkake when space is tight.

Ever since the bukkake my mom has to be drenched in cum to get off. So instead of calling all the guys over, I decided to save up on my own. It took weeks to prepare a Pearl Apron this grand, and boy are my arms tired...I poured it on her right after I blew my load in her eye and she nearly drowned, but she loved it! Only the best for my mommy!

by fastax666 June 17, 2010

Concho Pearl

In an effort to avoid getting hit in the eye, she turns her head and gets his goo in her ear.

Last night in Graham's parking lot, some girl chickened out and ended up with a Concho pearl. Poor thing's half-deaf now...

by cleverbxpop November 11, 2010