Pasta Time

When your girlfriend is on her period, fill her cooch with fresh cooked noodles of your choice and maybe a few meatballs if youre hungry, then eat that shit out.

I gotta go bro, my girlfriend said it's pasta time

by Ultimathottimus Prime November 08, 2019

five pastas

The worst rating a meme can ever get

This meme is shit, I give this meme a five pastas

by R1nova February 13, 2018

Condom Pasta

1. A mispronunciation of "Condosta"
2. Controseptives made from pasta. Highly ineffective and shod not be used in place of traditional birth control.

Is your last name pronounced "Condom Pasta"? No it's Condosta.

The use of a condom pasta is not a safe idea.

by H-Jew July 27, 2014

femur pasta

1. Pasta made of pure human femurs, an Italian delicacy
2. A member of the 18+ Discord server, "Another Fucking Server".

1. They're serving femur pasta at the family reunion!
2. femur pasta is in gen chat.

by oh- September 30, 2020

Pasta tony

A hairy Italian boy who is muscular and has abs

A person that gets a lot of pussy

Woah look at pasta tony he gets so much pussy

by Ranferi May 19, 2018

Coo-Pasta

Cookie And Pasta Mixed Together.

Are You Eating Coo-Pasta? Or Wanna Eat Coo-Pasta

by The Meaning Of Everything August 31, 2020

pasta surprise

A pasta surprise is when an Italian is giving deep throat and sneezes at the same time as the man cums, resulting in jizz shoots out of their nose, looking like pasta.

She was giving me head in Rome but then her allergies acted up and she gave me a pasta surprise.

by dandanmatressman May 26, 2022