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Paragraph Guy

'Paragraph Guy' is a gender neutral title that describes the ones that are called upon or voluntarily give context when not enough is provided and they know of the rest that is required.
POV: you check the comments for more context after watching a clip

Dummy: Where's the Paragraph Guy?

Paragraph Guy: Paragraph Guy here
The female is Officer Lucy Chin in the male here is
Officer Tim Bradford.
They are currently undercover, playing a couple
however they've been undercover so long with
they are starting to feel feelings for each other
more outwordly.
However Tim and Lucy really started feeling for
each other right after he rescues her from Caleb
(a serial killer following the lead of Rosalind-a
serial killer monumental to the story line.)

Example inspired by @dylanreeves2609 on youtube shorts
by Bushin March 23, 2025
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Paraguayan Rahab Jelq

An ancient, and near-impossible technique of jelqing where one jelqs to the roaring heartbeat of Rahab, the monster of the waters. Once finished, you witness as your penis becomes enormous, and cancerous. Lumps form on your newly endowed member, and you watch as veins burst in a gradient of green and red. Your penis is now heavier than you are, and it hurts. The urethra opens ans shoots out puss, but then, Rahab swims out of your urethra. Your penis tears open and profusely excretes blood as if it were a fire hydrant. Rahab curses you with a damnation above all unholy. No Zimbabwean Flicker Munting, and no Reverse Gorping
I just pulled off a Paraguayan Rahab Jelq and I have to say, I wish i never done so.
by tim cheese is over April 17, 2025
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Paragraph

It is a block of "words" and "sentences". It is a block of literary terms that should make some kind of linguistic sense
He wrote a long paragraph consisting of words and sentences
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Parag

Useless ball of fat who eats a lot
Dont eat too much else you become a parag
by Kiru1105 May 29, 2025
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parag

A politically unstable person who bootlicks one political party
Don't like this political party named BJP too much else you will become a parag
by Kiru1105 May 29, 2025
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paragon status

Paragon status refers to the "cool status" achieved by being allowed to watch more mature (often inappropriate) movies and having increased screen time to catch up on the latest YouTube videos, typically among teens.
Ever since she convinced her parents to let her watch rated R movies, Sarah's got that "paragon status", and all her friends are super jealous of her extra screen time!
by Emotional Cruiser July 26, 2025
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Parole Bazooka

The rather graphic, violent act of destroying a loved-one’s orifice of choice, upon receiving the good news that he or she (or they, if you are so inclined) have been granted clemency, an early pardon, etc., and with all the pent-up seKsual tension and rage that inevitably accumulated during the incarceration period (because of course they were wrongly convicted of diddling that baby whilst polishing Dr. Frankfurter on multiple occasions — caught on several different Ring cameras). Must be achieved with an actual bazooka. Or a penis.
Diahanna: “WELCOMMME HOMMME HUNNNNNEYY!!!”

Carthage McFartface: “TURN THE lights OFF BIIISHH AN TURN AROUND IMMABOUDA GIVE YOU THE WHOLE PAROLE BAZOOKA AAAAGHH AAAAHH OOOHH AAAGH AAAAAAGGGHH!!!”
by Robaürt Du Maÿnnne September 15, 2025
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