Krusty-Panties

A person with a krusty attitude and krusty-panties to match. Just absolute filth.

Look it's Krusty-Panties commenting on your post again. I hope today she's washed her undergarments.

by Sandy bottom August 4, 2023

Devil's panties

The remainder of the ziplock baggie after you cuts the lower two corners off to make drug carrying bags.

We got us an 8 ball and need to split this shit up . . . get us a ziplock and make some devil's panties!

by 1280 W-Peachtree November 29, 2011

The Organic Panic

Refers to the subculture of people who will only eat organic food and make sure everyone knows it.

Is that organic?! I can't possibly eat that if it isn't 100% organic and I want you to know it. Is that applesauce organic? Because if it's not it might poison my child. Really? McDonalds, do they have an organic menu? I'm part of The Organic Panic.

by llibymme August 22, 2012

last minute panicees

Women in their late 20s and at the beginning of their 30s, who are single and start panicking that they will end up alone. So they desperately search for a man and hence substantially lower their utopian high quality standards in order to eventually enter into a relationship with a man to save their future.

Boy yesterday I went to this club and I met one of these last minute panicees. She was so desperately in need and I already could sense the panic that she will end up alone, that even though I was drunk as hell she gave me her number in order to see me again.

Look at her, she is throwing herself at me as if I were her last chance to eventually get pregnant. I tell you, she is panicking.

by Ramon1512 February 16, 2013

Panic Wank

A game played by terribly bored teenagers. The typical scenario involves being alone in one's room, erection in hand. The participant then shouts in order to call the attention of someone they would rather not be masturbating infront of: the most common example being the mother. The player then attempts to bring himself to climax and clean up before the mother, or other, enters the room to see what they were wanted for.

A rainy day in middle class English suburbia. One nervous sixteen year old male clutches his erect penis in one hand, Kleenex in the other. He clears his throat, ensuring his voice does not falter.

"MUM!!"

The game of panic wank begins.

by Panic Wanker October 1, 2009

pantioca

N. the substance that appears in a females undergarments when confronted with a sexy man. Similar to 'panty pudding'. This is usually not controllable.

When I saw R. Patz at the laundromat I immediately got pantioca.

by lamer129 January 26, 2010

Panic Pete

Giving your penis the appearance of being fully hard by squeezing the bottom part of it, mostly used in an effort to make vagina insertion easier. Named after the squeeze toy, Panic Pete.

Chad: I got too cross faded and didn't get it all the way up, so I had to Panic Pete the prostie.

by d2zag March 31, 2015