palmer

the best person ever

person 1: they are the best person ever

person 2: must be a palmer

by barry big bum February 22, 2025

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Pole Palmer

A Pen Merchant who statpads against teams like Everton

Some mom: My 6 year old scores so many penalties
Me: Hes a Pole Palmer regen i see

by BukayoSakaLover2004 July 4, 2024

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Laura Palmer orgasm

When your smashing your side piece and as she climax’s she begins a blood curdling scream and flys off in a visually askew manner.

Dude, last night when I was banging Susan she whispered into my ear “Duggy, give me a Laura Palmer orgasm”

by Shut up Daria April 2, 2025

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A day. Every day. All day. In which the world chooses one cheeky little target to torment to their hearts content. We all have that silly little lad in our lives so go find yourself a palmer to pick on today. It’s a self fulfillment necessity.

Oh what is today pick on palmer day

by Unbustednut April 19, 2025

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Arnold Palmer

A half marijuana, half tobacco cigarette

Hey Ricky can you pass me the rest of that Arnold Palmer I want to get the cold spins.

by Darnell The Savage April 21, 2025

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Arnold Palmer

A famous pro golfer whose dick Donald Trump admires.

When I was in college, I heard some faggot say that his asshole was so sensitive that "when I shit, I cum." That was the gayest thing I ever heard. Donald Trump's Arnold Palmer remark was the second gayest thing I ever heard.

by Publius0987 April 24, 2025

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