Meat popsicle head

A person who has utterly missed the point of a statement or line from a movie. A person hopeless out of the know. Drawn from the movie the Fifth element the main character is questioned by authorities if he is human and he responds “Negative. I am a Meat popsicle.” Correctly this would have informed the police that he had been frozen and revived thus explained an apparent very long life. Over whelming this was taken to have been a cheeky comment to the officers.

“I don’t get that scene in Harry met Sally, how did he make her cum like that.” “ Ooo you’re a total meat popsicle head.”

by Dave Zed December 16, 2008

dirty popsicle

When you stick your throbbing tube sausage across your taint, placing it within your badonkadonk which is then preceded by having a girl licking your penis clean until your boner goes away; like when a girl licks a fudgesicle until it’s gone.

Dang I was hard as a rock, but that bitch aint fine, so I told that butter face that she could suck my dirty popsicle.

by Tripvan Smithers September 14, 2007

Jamaican Popsicle

When you get so high you eat up all your food that you take a dump a put into the freezer and eat it like a popsicle

I was so high mon, that i made a jamaican popsicle

by thee shiznit January 7, 2009

meat popsicle,

give male oral in not a nice way to a person or company

"Sprint gave our company a 'meat popsicle' instead of dealing with us fairly"

by peter September 15, 2003

irish popsicle

An Irish popsicle is when you masturbate or jerk someone off using a potato

“Hey Jimmey! I heard that lass Maeve gave you an Irish popsicle yesterday”
“Ye that is right Mclavish, you can tell she really cares for me!”

by Norwegiangal June 22, 2019

Electric Popsicle

A perverse sexual maneuver. To perform the majestic Electric Popsicle, wait until your partner is on the verge of orgasm, and then pull out a tazer and shock him/her on the balls/clit until orgasm is finished.

"So, I finally worked up the courage to try an Electric Popsicle last night."

"Oh yeah?'

"Yeah. When she convulsed I shocked my tip!"

by BillDozer357 April 17, 2010

Caramel Popsicle

When a girl covers a guys dick in carmel, lets it harden, then she eats the carmel shell why sucking him.

The client payed 50 dollars for the hot candy shop clerk to recieve a caramel popsicle.

A evil murder cuts off all of her victim's Caramel Popsicles for fun.

by SUPER NINJA LORD MELISSA! November 25, 2010