pollypaperclipping

When one creates terms for innocent everyday events only to find out Urban Dictionary defines the term as an obscene act.

In true Pollypaperclipping form, Polly came up with the word Noggles to describe her eggnog detection devise. Only later to find out it's also used to refer to teabagging... who knew?

by KimmiSkytower September 30, 2011

Pollywobble

The action of getting slapped with a wet fish

this boy pissed me off and got pollywobbled

by XdoctorDisco June 3, 2016

Pollanated

a person who has adopted the simple, anti-corporate food philosophy of Michael Pollan, author of "In Defense of Food" and "The Omnivore's Dilemma.". See also Pollanate: to zealously spread Pollan's ideas to one's friends.

Sarah is the most Pollanated person I know. She makes her own bread from organic ingredients and visits her local farm for her veggies and meats.

by benjasdad-2000 June 14, 2009

Polle

Alternatieve naam voor Paul. Niet te verwarren met pula of pollen.

We kunnen niet naar ne film zien, Polle is hier.

by dwoazen appel November 9, 2020

Poll

Informative but not very useful

Iam "I read a poll to day about what people do about mental illness..."

Hym "Hey! You're back! Can't you believe this shit!? Look at how bold their getting!"

Iam "Can I just finish this please?"

Hym OHO! We're super duper serious tonight! Ok! 🤐"

Iam "The poll asked what people do about their mental illness... 72% of people said they 'Suffer in silence.' Can you believe that? I can. What are your other options? I don't know. Download the BetterHelp app? It just seems so impersonal. Enter into the psychiatric system that you can't afford? At that point, you're working a job just so you can afford to maintain your sanity. Go to some idiot psychologist who's going to tell you 'Yeah! You're right! You are a woman with a penis! That's totally a thing that exists!' Proclaim it to the heavens and either be ignored for 'wanting attention' because before you even open your mouth you've already been undermined by people who have turned mental illness into a performance art? Find meaning? If the onus is on me I'm probably just not going to do it. I'll get discouraged by people actively trying to tear me down and I'll just stop caring. So what is there to do other then suffer in silence? You know... I wrote a poem along those lines in highschool... Something about a tree... I can't remember what it was... Apparently it earned me a reputation of being 'good at poetry.' Somebody brought it up later and said 'aren't you supposed to be good at this?' I genuinely wouldn't know the difference... I don't know where I was going with this..."

Hym "But did you see the references though!? They are doing the thing!"

Iam "I'm going back to sleep...."

Hym "Wha... Are you angry with me!? What did I do? Hey! We were right! They're doing it!"

by Hym Iam June 2, 2022

blue-pillya

A threat of using Viagra on a woman if she doesn't do what you want

You better get in the kitchen and cook my dinner or I will blue-pillya tonight.

Oh yeah, wait till we get home tonight I am going to blue-pillya.

by LooneyLarry April 11, 2010

dylan polley

also known as dad

known for “just dickin around” in his youtube videos and flipping dicks and banging chicks
is also insanely hot for some reason

“have you heard of dylan polley? i heard he was out flipping dildos again..”

by baylens.levine April 27, 2020