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Playing jew

A game played with two or more friends and some random people.
Aim: to Call out a Jew
How:

1.throw a coin near a bystander without them actually seeing you "drop it"(use a heavy like a quater, the bystander needs to bramble to hear the coin hit the ground. try avoid coins like dimes or nickels)
2. Wait and see if they pick it up
3. If they pick it up yell at them calling them a Jew.
Me and John made a montage of us playing Jew with a bunch of randoms
by Dat_JewishKid December 11, 2015
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playing islands in the stream

The female act of masturbation with the use of water i.e. a massaaging shower head or other device/method which allows the water to induce climax by clitoral stimulation.
I heard you moaning in the shower, were you in there playing islands in the stream again?
by houston jc August 18, 2009
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Playing Pacman

when somebody is either so intoxicated or just a terrible driver that they are driving in the middle of the road on the dotted while line, as if they were Mrs./ Mr. Pacman eating little white dots in their game. Also the police cars that follow and then arrest these drivers are called 'ghosts' in this particular instance.
Person one: 'man that person has got to be wasted, they're driving in the middle of the road!'
Person two: 'dude! they are so playing Pacman right now!!!'
Person one: 'should we call the cops?'
person two: 'naw man, here come the ghosts now.'
by Amythist Rose May 14, 2011
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playing fuck

A term used when one has a mission to fuck, this may just mean kiss, cheeky a finger, or the full shabang

This is often used by one if they are full of confidence, or just taking the piss, however it can often be asked in a question format to excite and rare on peers, a great question to ask when predrinking or getting ready for a night out
Tom - "Dan, are you playing fuck tonight"

Dan- " Mate of course i am playing tonight, even if i get a cheeky finger that's good enough for me."

Dan - "I do like a finger"
by Bear91 May 15, 2012
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Playing the piano

I came home early and caught my girlfriend playing the piano; I feel so inadequate now!
by Cappy1 January 24, 2021
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playing monopoly

A game that Dane Cook references in his Operation-playing Monopoly act that is totally true.
Dane Cook on Playing Monopoly
everybody had it. No one like
it, even if you thinked you liked the game you didn't.
And it's simple why, ok. Cause this is anyone
here 2 and a half hours into a game of Monopoly, ready?...
*Booush* "FUCK THIS GAME! It's 4 in the morning
grandma, YOU WIN! I'm sittin on Baltic with crap!
I'm paying luxury tax out the ass! And I hate when
your the banker, where did you get the pink 50's you
cheating whore! Don't fucking touch me grandpa, NANA
is a cheating whore! I should cut you head off with this
little doggy!"...
by i love swiss cheese February 1, 2007
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