Paper Asshole

Part of the phrase "Man/Woman with a paper asshole."
Refers to someone who talks a big game but fails to deliver. A charlitan, a fraud, a phoney, etc.

Algernon:
I'm finally gonna ask that cute blond chick out.

Ernest:
That sound's like the talk of a man with a paper asshole.

by Sam Panama February 21, 2011

paper

those little skinny things people used to write on before computers came along.

"I found some paper in my basement!"
"Shit really? I haven't seen one of those things in so long!"

by Kenny L.R. January 28, 2008

Zombie Paper

Zombie Paper is simply the greatest invention ever. It is reminiscent of fly paper.... but for zombies. When laid out upon the floor, any zombie that steps in it will be stuck. Useful for zombie attacks.

Wow, that Zombie Paper sure did stop all those zombies in Threed!

by Overlord Hikash October 13, 2004

with out papers

A racial slur for an Italian. Known as wop.
It is also refered as 'working on pavement'.
With out papers refers to the Italian immigrints who had no papers to show their identification.

" All you Italians came with out papers that identify you!"

by J $ Cee May 18, 2006

paper butt

Describes a person who equivocates due to a lack of courage or conviction; they are ambiguous or unclear in stating their position.

I heard this slang from my grandmother in East Grand Forks, Minnesota during the 70's.

"You talk like a man with a paper butt!"

by Bob Sundin September 13, 2008

paper pimp

Paper pimp (n). A high profile left or right wing columnist, who writes op ed pieces with a particular slant to persuade many of its readers to buy a newspaper, that otherwise would be used for the litterbox or the bird cage lining. A paper pimp knows his/her audience, so it will sell in certain markets. Paper Pimps are found syndicated in many of the large metropolitan "rags" throughout the country. This can also be used as a descriptive: "paper pimper, or pimping papers".

Cal Thomas' article didn't surprise me. I read the first paragraph and knew he was just a paper pimp.

by boggler September 23, 2005

Paper Towel

Mortal enemy of the toilet. As little as half a sheet can incapacitate the mightiest of crap cans.

This is such a problem that paper towels have been outright banned in several housing projects.

Little help broh! Out of TP.
I got nothing fer you, sorry brah.
Broh really, what about a paper towel?
HELL NO!

by TheGoyWonder January 1, 2016