Baby Pimps are adoption agencies and lawyers that make large sums of money off of the sale and redistribution of children.
Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.
Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)
Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.
Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.
Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
Baby Pimps coerce women in "crisis" pregnancies to relinquish their children for adoption. They brainwash these vulnerable mothers into believing that their baby would be better off with a 2-parent family or a family with more money/education/etc.
Baby Pimps convince women into "open adoptions" knowing full-well that most open adoptions aren't legally enforcable and once a mother reliniquishes her child, the adoptive parents can cut off all contact with her and keep her away from her baby. (See: Adoptoraptor for more information on this kind of adopter.)
Baby Pimps treat children like chattel. They participate in the process that permanently seals an adopted person's birth certificate.
Baby Pimps do not inform fathers that they are parents or do whatever they can to make sure that a father has no right to raise his relinquished child. Father's name are left off of documents, his whereabouts or name are listed as "unknown" in order for the Baby Pimps to more easily sell their "product" aka child.
Baby Pimps are all over the world. Often children in 3rd world countries are stolen and sold to adoption agencies with stories that the children were found abandoned in gutters, etc. The adoption agencies that receive these babies and "launder" them for sale in the United States and other countries are Baby Pimps.
by ChrisMara December 29, 2011
Jack: “Yo what’s up John.”
John: ”yo the boys are here we pimp chimpin in here bro you should come over.”
John: ”yo the boys are here we pimp chimpin in here bro you should come over.”
by G pizzup February 25, 2020
The legend of the Bog-Pimp has its origins in the murder of a prolific pimp from ancient times whose name has thus far escaped archaeological records. Stabbed in the back by one of his ancient hoes, the still living pimp was dumped in a bog and left for dead.
Ten years later, the hoe that murdered him was found dead. Her family was killed as well, and her friends and people to whom she owed money. Their faces, bruised and bloodied, showed signs of both beating and slashing, purportedly caused by the sharp, bony fingers of the Bog-Pimp.
According to legend, the decayed body of the Bog-Pimp still walks the Earth, allegedly occupying his time with the punishment of treacherous hoes, snitches and naughty children.
Ten years later, the hoe that murdered him was found dead. Her family was killed as well, and her friends and people to whom she owed money. Their faces, bruised and bloodied, showed signs of both beating and slashing, purportedly caused by the sharp, bony fingers of the Bog-Pimp.
According to legend, the decayed body of the Bog-Pimp still walks the Earth, allegedly occupying his time with the punishment of treacherous hoes, snitches and naughty children.
by Richard Hollingfuck December 26, 2012
Like the poverty pimps who pimped the poor for their own enrichment through bogus social programs, diversity pimps are high priced consultants who make money from foundations and governnment for conducting pointless "diversity audits" or research on diversity, presenting "diversity training" . . . using up any money that might actually have gone towards helping communities of color or other identified populations.
An example of a diversity pimp is a consultant who conducts "diversity audits" for companies, foundations or universities, or a diversity consultant who facilitates "diversity conversations" or does diversity training.
by TofuGirl January 23, 2010
An individual that has their timing under wraps; One who knows the waiting game and plays it hard. A Time Pimp can wait until the very last minute before impending eviction, jail time, loss of job, property, money or even life and pull it out and pour it on just in the nick o time.
The best Time Pimps will display feats of timing beyond the explanation of science and reason; They will leave (for no apparent reason) minutes before the police arrive. They will show up an hour late and score the last concert tickets in town.
The best Time Pimps will display feats of timing beyond the explanation of science and reason; They will leave (for no apparent reason) minutes before the police arrive. They will show up an hour late and score the last concert tickets in town.
Betty: It’s been a week, three days and sixteen hours since I dumped that nasty fucker- why hasn’t he called to hook it back up with me?
Shawna: Good luck with that. You know your boy got a time machine under his bed...He be pimpin time on yo ass and call when you about to move on...he a TiMe Pimp.
Shawna: Good luck with that. You know your boy got a time machine under his bed...He be pimpin time on yo ass and call when you about to move on...he a TiMe Pimp.
by Eye Six January 28, 2019
An expression used to describe a state of living a luxurious and lavish ("pimped out") lifestyle.
Individuals who are described as living the "pimp life" are typically highly successful as a direct result of their hard work. Not to be confused with someone being a "pimp" - pimp life refers to a classy demeanor and seemingly high-end lifestyle.
Individuals who are described as living the "pimp life" are typically highly successful as a direct result of their hard work. Not to be confused with someone being a "pimp" - pimp life refers to a classy demeanor and seemingly high-end lifestyle.
Louis and Arslan walked into a casino wearing new, evidently expensive suits and proceeded to play blackjack at $5,000 a hand, while drinking the finest whiskey and enjoying Gurkha Black dragon cigars. To the crowds of casino patrons and women gathered around watching, it was clear the two gentlemen were living the pimp life.
by DavidJ90 August 25, 2020
To hang out or chill with a group of people. Coined by YouTuber SwaggerSouls. Similar to the phrase “Cracking a Cold One with the Boys.”
by IconicLuL October 23, 2020