Pontius Pilates

Figuratively, the act of vigorously "washing one's hands" of a person or situation.

Don't drag me into this - I'm late for my Pontius Pilates workout.

by O. Walker October 15, 2007

crystal palace

A crap club that plays in London.
Always at the bottom of the standings.

Crystal Palace REALLY SUCKS!!!!

by Jesus Rules! May 8, 2005

pikachu

A retarded animal that can pop out of some capsules and can not think and has no humor

Mark: hey Bob
Bob: hey mark

Mark: did you find anything new?
Bob: just a weird retarded animal...
Mark: I know! is it Pikachu?

by tyuiasdfghjzxcvbn April 19, 2017

Crystal Palace

The greatest team to support
The best fans, best players and the best jerk chicken in South London
We always beat our rivals and the Tik Tok admin is better than anyones

Crystal Palace are the best football team in London

by CPFC180 April 11, 2021

pudding palace

An adult bookstore that lonely old men jack off in and then try to leave without being seen. Referring to the stickyness of the floor.

I can't believe I walked in there!!! I had to throw away my Nike's because I was afraid they got pregnant, and I can't afford the child support.

by BlazNsadL July 6, 2005

Golden Palace

When you awake from sleep soaking wet because your significant other was drunk and wet the bed. It's the follow up to a golden shower; When one person urinates on another.

Man we got so crunked last night that she busted a golden palace again!

by Rich February 10, 2007

PIAAC

1. Partners In Action And Crime
2. Prostitutes In Anally Active Conditions

The world is in danger, summon the PIAAC to help!

God I'm horny, I'll call the PIAAC!

by Brittani Ann Kuhl April 21, 2007