full panda

To be really fucking baked to the point where your eyes are squinted and your face is in a permanent smile. Other characteristics include constant laughing, extreme munchies, and an inability to move.

Did you see Jonathan after he hit the GB? He went straight into full panda, it was fucking hilarious!

by cariboulou2013 December 08, 2009

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Poon Panda

A member of the female species, who likes to indulge in likeminded actions of a sexual nature, with other members. Usually of the larger variety. In other words fat.

Slim Jim : Wow i would love her to lick my lead.

Bill : Sorry mate, you picked a poon panda there, she is not into her bamboo.

by Mighty Ducks June 01, 2005

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dirty panda

When you poo on a girl and smudge it around her eyes. You then put your penis in her mouth to simulate the bamboo

The girl looked like a panda after the dirty panda

by Steven Pandastuh June 26, 2007

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ninja panda!

a ninja panda has the power to make you blow up on sight, even the strongest of opponents cannot resist, captain falcon,a slushie machine,chuck norris and shoop the whoop are all powerless all with one bamboo sword.
the bamboo sword is made from bamboo and
galaxy juice.
a discarded ninja panda tooth can summen mothra and godzilla.
a ninja pandas diet is
-oreos
-apple juice
-kitty intestines
-albatross blood
and nuclear bombs.
the ninja panda is found in only one spot and that is in the center of the universe but when found the ninja panda will destroy the universe then ride a trogdore to a new universe.
that is the ninja panda.

guy-OH MY GOD A NINJA PANDA! RUN FOR YOUR LI-*universe explodes*

by bryn knight August 23, 2008

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