Optimism

Shaving your asshole before a first date.

Maybe I suffer from optimism, but I like my chances of getting some anilingus tonight, so I am going to shave my asshole.

by aldo funstigato April 12, 2013

Cynically optimistic

When you're really negative about something you're actually looking forward to.

Marriage is the biggest mistake I can't wait to make. It's the only thing I've ever been cynically optimistic about.

by Sanityfan November 29, 2015

option

When a guy is banging some chick from behind, then he pitches her back to a friend, who then takes it to the house.

Last night, my buddy and I ran the option on your mom.

by Jen Hasel April 3, 2008

optimus sock

the act of recieving head and pulling your penis out so fiercly the recievers intestines follow your penis out of his/her mouth.

"A pink sock. Just the other way."

i totally optimus socked russell last night.

by thedragondoes August 14, 2007

optical assault

When someone meat gazes the shit out of you.

I was the victim of an optical assault at the gym when that fag in the Ambercrombie shirt and bandanna was staring at my package hard in the locker room.

by Hebilicious August 4, 2008

opticynic

a person with a relatively positive worldview who critical of the motives of others

Brad is an opticynic because he hopes for a bright future regarding the upcoming election but questions the candidates motives.

by Matthew Brink March 1, 2009

Optimism

The serial replacement of reason with unsubstantiated and dangerous levels of hope.

You're so full of optimism! Your dismissal of the very real threats our planet faces at the moment is dangerous for society.

by CarlieKiss September 18, 2017