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by y wont i die April 24, 2004
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ovulation obsessed

One who is desperate to get pregnant. Usually tracks her menstral cycle to determine most optimal time to concieve. Takes basal temp every morning and tracks temp on a chart. Makes daily note of vaginal mucus to track upcomming ovulation. Has sex on days most likely to be fertile. On those days goes straight for the kill and completely forgets forplay.
Karen is ovulation obsessed all she cares about is getting pregnant she doesn't make sex fun anymore.
by Karamel December 20, 2007
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Obscene

Traveling more than 1,900 miles to go shopping for clothing.

Cursing regularly

Drinking Coka-Cola

Eating Mc Donalds ( even the chicken )

Talking with your hands

Being pale

Crooked Fingers

Missing a stationary clay pigeon from 20 feet
T.S - it is obscene & Böse große Entfernung für Kleidung Reisen!
by Mr. Wildfire August 1, 2011
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obserd

Repetitive and unproductive behavior or actions.

see: abserd
obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? obserd? abserd? Who the hell do I have to fuck to stop this spell-checker from flagging the word absurd?
by jonkatz January 27, 2009
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Observance

Noticing or seeing your crush or person thats hot.
Michael had observance for his crush, Jenny. “She’s hot in her bikini..”. He said.
by MistyFanWithHypnonodirtystuffe February 10, 2019
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Celeb-Obsessed

Someone who is overly obsessed with a celebrity, who the majority of the time sucks, and the person is only is only obsessed with him/her because the celeb is hot/cute/sexy etc.
Celeb-Obsessed girl: Oh my god! I just got 37 new posters of Justin Bieber! Im going to hang them up right next to my Zac Effron posters! Oh wait! All that room next to Zac is taken up by my posters of Taylor Lautner!! Oh well, its ok! I can just put my Justin posters on the ceiling! Oh my god they are all so dreamy!!
by Richard_l835 May 26, 2010
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Griffith Observatory

When one person fucks another person with a telescope and then makes them look through the lens.
He gave her a Griffith Observatory, followed by an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by rotting orange September 29, 2010
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