You'll never see it coming

Describes a moment that is both unpleasant and unexpected. Also known as a Last Surprise.

John: Aw, man, so sorry the wind blew your popcorn out of your hand.
Ryan: Ehh, you'll never see it coming anyways.

by PieIsASymbolOfPie December 22, 2018

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never hinged in the first place

You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.

by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018

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Never the fuck you mind

1. When you are saying nevermind, but letting someone know "fuck you" cause they pissed you off and nevermind isn't enough.

2. When asked who, what, when , why or how question but it isnt any of their business.

Example 1:
Girlfriend is complaining of cramps again
Boy: You know I read that sex and a good orgasm can cure cramps. I would be willing to volunteer as tribute.
Girl: Is Sex all you think of?
Boy: Never the fuck you mind. I was just trying to help.

Example 2:
ExGirl: Who's car was that parked outside your house all night?
Exlover: Never the fuck you mind who was at my house all night.

by KalaBelle July 28, 2016

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never have I ever

A game (can involve drinking sometimes) in which people go around in a circle saying things they have never done. If it's played as a drinking game, everyone who HAS done the thing the person says must drink. Otherwise, everyone starts with all 10 fingers up and puts a finger down if they have done that thing, and first person with no fingers remaining wins (or loses, depending how you look at it).

That game of never have I ever really got fucked up when Scotty said "Never have I ever been gang-banged by prison inmates" and my 14-year-old sister took a drink. Talk about TMI.

by Nick D July 19, 2004

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