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deer pretty

way to de acc rive someone who has a longer face and doe eyes
person 1: “am i cat, fox, bunny, or deer pretty?”
person 2: “you’re definitely deer pretty!”
by poop5423 April 24, 2023
mugGet the deer prettymug.

Soak a Deer

Certain curse words are prohibited from being said on TV or other mediums and are often censored. Often if the phrases "God damn it", "Suck a dick" or"Ass hole" are used, the words God, Suck, and hole"will be censored, rather than damn, dick, or hole. This seems pretty dumb, but there is actual reasoning behind it. Anyhow, if someone utters the phrase "Suck a Dick" and both Suck and Dick are censored, it should be assumed that they did not say "Suck a Dick" but "Soak a Deer" The term is used interchangeably with "Suck a Dick", but should be used when trying not to curse, maybe around smaller children.
Jim: Hey, Bill, you're a real cuck!
Bill: You know what, Jim? You can just go soak a deer!
by Farqunglu March 20, 2017
mugGet the Soak a Deermug.

Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cone

The sad and unfortunate condition of having small and uninteristingly pointy breasts. It plagues the lesser know regions of Pennsylvania.
Guy 1: Ew did you see that cashier at Shop n' Save?

Guy 2: You mean the one with the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Cones?

Guy 1: Thats her, that disgusting wench.
by DLRefugees November 4, 2012
mugGet the Deer Lakes Ice Cream Conemug.

Deer

Rodger's doesn't actually have a deer. His deer is nonexistent.
by Balatro February 19, 2023
mugGet the Deermug.

Deering

Jumping around in rage during fight when you’re trying to prove a point because you have too much energy in your body.
Stop deering- Dude you’re deering right now.
by Magba June 15, 2022
mugGet the Deeringmug.

Deer park

It’s literally not even that bad but everyone says it is. There are a few things off but it’s like every other high school. Most people don’t know about it but when they do, they do.
Kid: “what is Deer Park?”
Kid 2: “it’s irrelevant
by _its_the_truth December 8, 2019
mugGet the Deer parkmug.

Not Deer

The Appalachian Not Deer is a folk cryptid. as a lesser known cryptid, they can be found all throughout the green, wilder parts of the world. They are more likely to be ran into the more you think/ or speak of them. Saying aloud the term 'Not Deer' seems to give them more power to show themselves and notice you.

Upon closer examination you will notice their twisted limbs face a reversed direction, they may stand on their hind legs even as if humanoid. The Not Deer have multiple eyes, gaping mouths with rotted fangs andclaws even open wide rib cages as their flesh and meat fall. Some suffer diseases that can present clusters of holes and bumps, trypophobic patterns are also commonly seen in males. They’re also said to make clicking noises and move with uncomfortable jerking motions.

If the Not Deer locks eyes with you, do not acknowledge the creature. The creature will disappear if you are strong enough to clear your mind. Not Deer are predators, you will be hunted if spotted, chased down as prey. They will strike paralyzing fear in your heart.. You must forget you ever came into contact with it.
beware the not deer, never think or speak of those ill hell-beasts.

If you are so unlucky to lock eyes with a Not Deer, you unwittingly have begun the chase.
by dykefather September 20, 2021
mugGet the Not Deermug.

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