Knee gurr

A savage kick to the knee, intended to make the recipient collapse.

Ohh man, that was a bad knee gurr. Where's the Tylenol?

by Dr. Andy Loco April 23, 2023

Knee driving

Similar to knee steering knee driving is a more competitive version when the driver of a car uses only their knees to steer the car when driving for as long as possible.

Person #1: dude I’ve been knee steering for 5 minutes!
Person #2: dude 5 minutes is nothing, you know the knee driving world record is so much longer!

Cohen H Koshar holds the world record of knee driving for 69 miles.

by DTOpposion December 26, 2022

middle knee

The inbetween knee, if you know what I mean

Dude, she touched my middle knee!

by STEELFIRE3698 November 1, 2018

knee walkin

The stage of drunkness that usually comes right before u black out

Remember that time Christy got knee walkin drunk and took off all her clothes just to pee?

by kitegirlkitegirl April 19, 2015

Drinker’s knee

Much like athlete’s foot, drinker’s knee is a real ailment that affects hardcore alcoholics. It involves sore knees the day after a big night - and not from sucking dick.

I’ve got drinker’s knee real bad today, I had a big night last night.

by Jimmyb24 August 31, 2018

knee pole

1. A way of pronouncing Nipple with a Chinese Accent.

2. A deformed hairy nipple

DUDE LOOK AT THAT KNEE POLE!!! ITS HELLA UGLY

by Kirklanddin October 13, 2009

Knee cork

someone who is a geek, dork, and nerd all at the same time. the original spelling was neekork. But was later changed to make sense phonetically.

"that guy with the glasses and is in the band, i heard he is really good at math!" -- Person 1

"Really? that makes him a dork, geek, and nerd!"-- Person 2

"you mean a knee cork?"-- Person 1

by LaughinShark January 10, 2010