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Pre-net

Any medium through which information is gained that was in occurance before the invention of the internet - e.g. a book is a form of pre-net.
Man: Dude, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!
Dude: No way man, that sounds bogus.
Man: Nah homie, for shizzle, I read it in the pre-net.
Dude: Shit, I better check.
by Padre Ineffect February 16, 2009
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stoofoo.net

Stoofoo was once small, peaceful community of posters exiled from the behemoth, Shacknews.

In recent times, it has become an inferno of both personal and political hate. Our experts have pinned this on the great migration of Squabble, which was another, less restrictive, home for Ex-Shackers. Unfortunately, it was shut down without any warning.

Stoofoo is now the last hope for Jews running from the Shacknazi regime.
by The Monkey King November 27, 2004
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Battle.net

i played warcraft from midnight to 3pm
by clevelandsteamer August 30, 2005
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messedup.net

A website for lame ass losers pretending to be internet tough guys. Also a site for truck stop hookers.
Losers like Jeremy reside at messedup.net.

Heather, a truck stop hooker, spends her online time at messedup.net.
by Mike Hunt August 24, 2004
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Net Positive

A person who has evolved in his communications and data management to the point of considering obsolete the use of text messages, cd burning, and games not played online.
A Net Positive person does not watch TV, neither goes to movie theaters; if not downloadable, he says, it is not worth the bother.
A: "Yo... let´s go to see Date Night."
B: "You mean... to the cinema?"
A: "´Course!"
B: "Forget it... Net Positive."
by rperazag June 22, 2010
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net neutrality

The term given to preventing private companies from censoring web sites and giving the federal government the power to censor web sites.
Under net neutrality the FCC will control the internet.
by conservativelibertarian December 27, 2010
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Net worth

How many grams your posse would kill you for
this weeks share of my product got lost, hope my net worth is at least that to the supplier...
by klausef September 13, 2012
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