Pre-net

Any medium through which information is gained that was in occurance before the invention of the internet - e.g. a book is a form of pre-net.

Man: Dude, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!
Dude: No way man, that sounds bogus.
Man: Nah homie, for shizzle, I read it in the pre-net.
Dude: Shit, I better check.

Pre-net by Padre Ineffect February 16, 2009

prenetrated 

to be penetrated whilst in prison. a combination of the two words, invented by Dave Hunter on the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show

eat lots of glass if you know you'll be going to jail, that may help discourage frequently being prenetrated

prenetrated by firebird7 March 29, 2010

Prenetration

The act of penetrating a bodily orifice (such as an anus or oral cavity) with one's penis while in prison. Sometimes happens by force or willingly allowed. Many men fear prenetration on their way to prison.

"Prenetration happens in prison! I don't want to go there!"

"How was prison?"
-"I was prenetrated there... So it sucked."

Prenetration by Izraehl March 29, 2010

prenetion

A method used in ancient Egypt during Third Dynastic Period by Imhotep, a well known medicine man, before the time of modern birth control.
By the laws of Imhotep's method the mans penis was filled with resin, to prevent the unmarried man from ejaculating.

No... That son of a bitch took a prenetion without telling me

prenetion by JASASPS August 16, 2010

preneting 

Proficiently presenting a false outward perception of being an adult, when in fact trying to hide a relatively low mental age.

Person 1: did you hear about Laura? She won't come and shoot nerf guns with us anymore because she wants to look good in her new role.

Person 2: but everyone already knows how childish she is? She's not preneting very well is she?

preneting by Lol@Laura May 2, 2018

Prenet 

Things that happened before the invention of the internet.
Usually pertains to things that were only popular before the internet and would never have made it big in the tech age.

"Aerosmith was a great band but they were so prenet."

Prenet by Palameed091 March 9, 2019