Pre-net

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Any medium through which information is gained that was in occurance before the invention of the internet - e.g. a book is a form of pre-net.

Man: Dude, did you know that if your hand is bigger than your face you have cancer!
Dude: No way man, that sounds bogus.
Man: Nah homie, for shizzle, I read it in the pre-net.
Dude: Shit, I better check.

Pre-net by Padre Ineffect February 16, 2009

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prenetrated

to be penetrated whilst in prison. a combination of the two words, invented by Dave Hunter on the Dave and Chuck the Freak morning show

eat lots of glass if you know you'll be going to jail, that may help discourage frequently being prenetrated

prenetrated by firebird7 March 29, 2010

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Prenetration

The act of penetrating a bodily orifice (such as an anus or oral cavity) with one's penis while in prison. Sometimes happens by force or willingly allowed. Many men fear prenetration on their way to prison.

"Prenetration happens in prison! I don't want to go there!"

"How was prison?"
-"I was prenetrated there... So it sucked."

Prenetration by Izraehl March 29, 2010

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prenetion

A method used in ancient Egypt during Third Dynastic Period by Imhotep, a well known medicine man, before the time of modern birth control.
By the laws of Imhotep's method the mans penis was filled with resin, to prevent the unmarried man from ejaculating.

No... That son of a bitch took a prenetion without telling me

prenetion by JASASPS August 16, 2010

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preneting

Proficiently presenting a false outward perception of being an adult, when in fact trying to hide a relatively low mental age.

Person 1: did you hear about Laura? She won't come and shoot nerf guns with us anymore because she wants to look good in her new role.

Person 2: but everyone already knows how childish she is? She's not preneting very well is she?

preneting by Lol@Laura May 2, 2018

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Prenet

Things that happened before the invention of the internet.
Usually pertains to things that were only popular before the internet and would never have made it big in the tech age.

"Aerosmith was a great band but they were so prenet."

Prenet by Palameed091 March 9, 2019

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Soul digger

A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.

"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."

Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026

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pod person

A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.

The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.

pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005

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dead drop

A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.

"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."

dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008

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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.

You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.

No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023

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ulzzang

Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.

"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"

ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008

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EBK

EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).

Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."

EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026

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