nut needles

The short stubbly pubes leftover when a man decides after a week it's no longer a good idea to shave his balls.

"We can't do it right now. Your nut needles keep stabbing my ass."

by Bob the Dog September 8, 2005

You Need It

if you need it you must get it from a giver to not need it anymore. Also a giver must tell you wether you need it or not you do not have any authority to say whether you need it or not. also you must be over a 6 in hottness to need it.

holy shit you need it you really fuking need it

by jbonegiver October 19, 2010

You need slappin dahn!

Something one (usually a camp drip of a wimp) says when they've had enough of being fucked around with. Usually followed by racially motivated attack on a minor, perpatrated by said camp drip of a wimp. Alternate forms include "You need slapping down." and "You, my dear boy, are in need of a good spanking in the downward direction."

In the garage, Jordan calls Ben Mitchell a sap (he meant to say puff but Eastenders is supposedly "family viewing". Hah!)

Ben was pissed off, so much so that he could've even said Bubbly's in the fridge . But instead, Ben picked up the wrench menacingly and wailed "You need slappin dahn!" before opening the proverbial can of whoop ass on Jordan.

by Mons†er August 26, 2011

Citation Needed

What you say to some dumbass motherfucker when he pulls some stupid shit out of his ass. Comes from Wikipedia.

Ben: The Sikhs control all the worlds corn.

Jack: Citation needed.

by Ganondox September 24, 2017

we need to talk

What she says.

He hears: "Fuck off and die."

He thinks: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

She: "We need to talk."

He: "I guess this means no blowjob tonight."

by tman April 8, 2004

special needer

a person lacking normal intellect. usually seen coming out of a bus of special needers, in a group of needers, or masturbating in public ( not knowing any better )

" Hey! Look! It's a bus fulla special needers!!!!!! "

by shawna donkey August 2, 2003

we need to talk

A time to have a heart attack, lay down and die. Especially when a guy says it.

Guy: Baby, we need to talk
Girl: Um..ok?
Guy: It's not working out
Girl: *has a heart attack & dies*

by Mami February 14, 2004