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Fuck Nappies

The level of genital protection when visiting a hooker in a third world country. Usually consisting of three condoms on the penis and several layers of cling film around the crotch area "just in case" resulting in a nappy shaped protective barrier.
Dean: Yeah boy! We gonna go down to Bangkok and fuck ourselves some katoey hookers tonight!

Nico: Man we better get our fuck nappies on, don't want to be bringing any shit back home to the wife!

Dean: True! You get the cling film, I'll get the condoms.
by fucknappee January 22, 2011
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Nappy Twanker

a gross ass, grimey ass vagina. or a trashy unkept woman.
liza manelli = nappy twanker
by Jaunny P. Goodwin January 20, 2009
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Napped

To be heavily under the influence of legal party drug Naphyrone. Decribes a state where the user feels particularly high. Naphyrone comes in a powered form and is usually snorted or sometimes ingested by users of the drug. Commonly used in the UK underground party scenes of Manchester and London - Naphyrone use rose in popularity after popular, former legal high Mephedrone was criminalised and the drug is said to have simular effects as MDMA and Mephedrone. To be napped is simular slang to licked exept the term is only used to describe being high on Naphyrone.
1. "i got soo napped last night"

2. "you look a bit high my friend".
"i'm utterly napped dude"

3. "how much naphyrone did you take?!"
" i dunno sir, but i am napped for sure"
by vinaay April 20, 2010
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nappy headed escort

Defendant: Your Honor she is a fucking dirt whore! Are you going to trust her?

Judge: What did you call my wife?!

Lawyer: What my client means is she is a 'nappy headed escort' and her account of the crime should not carry any weight.
by Nutmeggah February 7, 2009
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nappy hacker

coined in the 80's it is used to describe a young, non-skilled hacker who is attempting impress others with their limited hacking skills.

it was a predecessor to the modern "script kiddie".
gordon is such a nappy hacker.
by wizdude August 6, 2009
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napped

A adjective commonly used when something bad happens. Originally a term used in 'Flamingo Drive' when the bird 'napps' your penguin as a result of a inproportionatly high angle of flight.
'I've just been napped'
'there's nothing worse than being napped'
can also be adapted to other genres, for example, when you out-dribble yourself in fifa or the opponet reads your move and steal the ball.
by thelabrodore December 6, 2010
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baby napper

One who 'naps' (kidnaps) babies. Baby nappers are usually the ones who you know best, such as really good friends and family. They creep in the bushes outside your windows at night waiting for that opportune moment to nap your baby.

They try to make it seem like everything is ok, like saying "i only want to see him/her for a moment", or "you can have him/her back". Of course you can have him/her back, she is your child. Why would your friend need to let you know you can have your child back? Strange huh?

When the bush-napping doesn't work, they usually use a more subtle approach. Such as always asking to see your baby, always wanting to baby sit.

YOU CAN'T TRUST ANYONE WITH YOUR BABY! You never know who is a baby napper.
On the phone with a friend:

YOU: So tired. Zoey slept for about 4 hours and that's it. She's in a mommy's girl mood though and I love it. She's so cuddly and cute and has given me lots of kisses today.

FRIEND: i miss her... bring her to me!!!

YOU: um no...baby napper! :)

FRIEND: umm..fool, you can have her back!! but i havent seen that cute little monster in forever!!

YOU: The definition of baby napper says that you'd say that. :(

FRIEND: fine...fine....
by Krypto Pimpin' February 16, 2012
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