a whole mess

a shit ton

"kim kardashian has a whole mess of utz and booty meat..."

by carofinescallop February 26, 2015

big ole mess

a disorganization of great magnitude with a relatively vast amount of experience. Not to be confused with a young ole mess, or a young new mess, or a big young mess.

Girl: I'm such a big ole mess.

Guy: at least you're not a young new mess, those are the worst.

by t i n o November 27, 2017

Messing with you May

Just like April Fools. It's on the first day of May.

"Too bad April Fools is over."
"There is always Messing With You May."

by typicalstuff November 02, 2022

Shit House Mess

Noun

1. When a room is so filthy dirty that it looks like an overused and under cleaned outhouse.

2. A terrible predicament. Similar to one being up shit's creek without a paddle.

1. "When I left this morning, this place was spotless. When I get back, it's a shit house mess!"

2. "This is another fine shit house mess you've gotten me into, Bill."

by billebllunt December 09, 2013

Mess ball hoe

A person who sleeps with multiple men at one time and causes confusion in their home and then file a restraining order on the girlfriend and walking to court with dirty feet

That b**** Lexi is a mess ball hoe

by Mess ball hoe October 05, 2017

Mess With The Owner Day

On December 17th, you may mess with the owner of a Discord server in any form, and they cannot do anything about it.

Person: "Yo, it's Mess With The Owner Day. You know what that means."
Owner: "Oh no-"

by Not So Random User December 05, 2021

it mess around and be mine

When you are joking about something but it needs up being your belonging

“Oh who’s phone is that”
“Idk it mess around and be mine”

by Tigerpride September 29, 2021