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PERSON 1: ayo how is life?
PERSON 2: MEANINGLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
by big man hi February 3, 2021
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Life

A meaningless cycle from birth to death. It used to be meaningful and great for all, but that was just before the existence of humans...
It starts, fresh, new and happy. Then, the freshness turns into an endless painful cycle of gathering useless knowledge that would not help anyone at all, before manifesting itself in its fullness - - Work. Pain. Scoldings. The fear of losing your job. The fear for yourself, and your lost world...

Life then changes as you retire. You finally get some rest, but is broken beyond repair. You look down, back, at your life path. Is it worth it? The suffering?

And then, life ends.
by Hydra-3 November 3, 2022
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life

Pointless things people do between ejaculations.
Speaker 1: "My Grandma is 110 years old."
Speaker 2: "What a long life!"
by Tired of life December 28, 2016
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Life

A hopeless void of pain and suffering and no matter what you do everything still sucks
"Hey how are you?"
"Its life man."
by Philosopher of Pain May 19, 2023
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a life

something people (like angry family members, meanies, poo-poo heads) tell us all to get, but never tell us where...
P1: "get a life"
P2: "where?"
mugGet the a lifemug.

life

Is the worst joke humans ever backfired on themselves this is Purgatory last chance to earn less suffering in Hell
Life finds a way
by Master Cheif Zero January 15, 2017
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Life

The long, painful process of dealing with other peoples' insecurities about their existence.
Generally human insecurity is brought on by three things; for men, it's sexual urges, for women, beauty and access and survival; then there's money, and then there's social approval. Combine all of these three together and you get people who are very insecure, full of shit, at each other's throats, but in complete denial of this most of the time - because ironically you lose social status / money if you talk about reality. Deep down everyone knows life is meaningless, that there is no love, and it's a struggle to survive, so they compensate with all kinds of horrible behavior and cognitive dissonance. That's why life's a joke. It's just society built on top of biological reality and harsh truths about survival, and when it comes to survival, everything is fair game.
by CutiePatootiePie July 19, 2020
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