Mulzoff

1) (noun) An uncivilized, and unpredictable creature of incomparable power.

2) A Ninja that knits on the side.

1) When confronted with a Mulzoff one should never EVER make eye contact, or risk defenestration.

2) The Mulzoff eviscerated his enemies with a knitting needle.

by mightymightymouse October 28, 2009

MuzzleFucker

One mean mutha with no conscience and the IQ of a Warthog. Would shoot you rather argue.

That Muzzlefucker jus pulled his 45 and blew him clean across the room.

by Unzippacommando July 29, 2012

muzzafar

Baldy cunt

Haha muzzafar

by 1-1-2-3 June 24, 2014

muzzilflurp

To pick the toppings off of a pizza without eating the whole slice.

Hey dude, you just Muzzilflurp'ed that pice of pepperoni.

by Alcaeus August 16, 2015

muzzin

Trippin or being high on drugs, namely any combination of cones, psychedelics, alcohol and durries. While "muzzin", one may perceive the world in a different manner, and may simultaneously feel both connected to and disassociated from their surroundings.

"Oi Eddie, is it just the shrooms or are those curtains moving?" "Nah mate, your just muzzin"

"I hit a bong after a 2 month tolerance break this arvo, got me muzzin hard"

by mrmuzz December 29, 2015

muzzin

Tripping or being high on drugs, namely any combination of cones, psychedelics, alcohol and durries. While "muzzin", one may perceive the world in a different manner, and may simultaneously feel both connected to and disassociated from their surroundings.

"Oi Eddie, is it just the shrooms or are those curtains moving?" "Nah mate, your just muzzin"

"I hit a bong after a 2 month tolerance break this arvo, got me muzzin hard"

by mrmuzz December 29, 2015

muzzin

Tripping or being high on drugs, namely any combination of cones, psychedelics, alcohol and durries. While "muzzin", one may perceive the world in a different manner, and may simultaneously feel both connected to and disassociated from their surroundings.

"Oi Eddie, is it just the shrooms or are those curtains moving?" "Nah mate, your just muzzin"

"I hit a bong after a 2 month tolerance break this arvo, got me muzzin hard"

by mrmuzz December 29, 2015