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1) (noun) An uncivilized, and unpredictable creature of incomparable power.

2) A Ninja that knits on the side.
1) When confronted with a Mulzoff one should never EVER make eye contact, or risk defenestration.

2) The Mulzoff eviscerated his enemies with a knitting needle.
by mightymightymouse October 28, 2009
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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