Mertvaya Ruka

That's metal! I use that!

Hym "Mertvaya Ruka is dope. Good job Russia. We had the same plan... Except... In the past... Mine's better- Hey! Did I confuse Matt Brown with Mike Perry? Yeah, no, Matt Brown doesn't beat up old men. Oops. Sorry Matt. Still not a campion though so be nice to Ronda Rousey. 😡☝️ *MAXIMUM FORCE WAG*"

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024

Murting

The art of beating a man to unconsciousness, then performing sex acts on him until he wakes up, at which point you run away as if nothing happened

I’ve been murting on random guys for a few years now

by Skibiditoiletfan7 March 16, 2024

Mert

Mert is everything, Mert is life

That fat bitch js farted, mert like

by oliver walker mert April 24, 2024

Mert

Merts just mert

That fat bitch js farted, mert like

by oliver walker mert April 24, 2024

merthaid

Non-binary mermaid

The Little Mermaid 7 captured the relationship between Ariel's great grandson and a merthaid.

by AskMeAnything! May 29, 2024

mertigo

A state of joyful disorientation caused by Mert Çaltin’s unpredictable nature.

**Mertigo**: *When Mert suddenly showed up, our plans went completely off track, and we all caught Mertigo, a joyful state of disorientation.*

by B2hub December 9, 2024

mert

absolutely a wifesexual.

y/n":"hi"
mert:"i fucking love my wife"
y/n:"shut the actual fuck up"

by cheesefart371 December 13, 2024