molesterbate

The art of molesting someone (or thing) by masturbating on and or for them.

After we arrived at my apartment from a decent meal at cheddars, Dale proceeded to pin me down on all fours and molesterbate on my genitalia.

by MarshN December 29, 2011

Movie Molestor

Someone who disrupts the movie going experience by adding their own soundtrack and or actions such as texting, talking or escorting underage children.

The theater was packed with Movie Molestors. So many babies crying, cellphones ringing and texting, we couldn't even enjoy the film.

by D. Snyder October 16, 2008

Ear Molestor

A ear rapist something that can molest ears hard

look at the legendary Ear Molestor

by Ear Rapist October 4, 2018

killer child molester

A killer a molests children for a fucking living and he creeps on u an says lemme smash then says bend over touch ur toes ill show u where the monster goes #braddoesbanter

Bend over touch ur toes killer child molester is here

by Condom21 July 1, 2017

S’mores

A nicer way to say whore, or even “stupid whore” as an alternative meaning depending on the context of the sentence the word is use in.

Bro look at all these s’mores at this party !

Yo man I’m tryna fuck some s’mores tonight.

by Clavish13 February 20, 2018

visually molested

when a friend of the opposite sex sends you text porn of your same sex.

my friend (male)
Me (a female)

(me) I get a text and look at it and text back to my friend you just "visually molested" me with your female porn

(my friend) you know you like it

by sundshine October 28, 2010

Molestache

Any moustache, beard, sideburns, or any combination of aforementioned types of facial hair grown in such a way, or worn by such a person, as to convey a sense of creepiness; short for 'molester moustache.' Originally coined by
Abraham Finkbeinner in some filthy frathouse basement.

Isaac, you filthy man! With that woodland camo hat, plaid shirt, and tattered jeans, your otherwise respectable facial hair has become a Molestache!!

Look at that creepy guy in that panel van, with the mullet and Molestache.

by Stephen Nazzaro August 29, 2006