The Day after easter when everyone who has given up sex or jacken it for lent gives into their carnal urges and has a lot of fun all by themselves
DudeBro 1 "Dude..Bro why weren't you at work Monday."
DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"
DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"
DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."
DudeBro 2 "Dude it was Cum Monday, I was reintroducing my right hand.... to myself"
DudeBro 1 "WEEEERD Brah I forgot about Cum Monday"
DudeBro 2 "Better get to work we only have 15 minutes left on our lunch break."
by Sean Bradley June 30, 2007
Get the Cum Monday mug.A male sex partner punches his female partner in the face resulting in her to cry. He then rubs his penis on her face in hopes to apply the moisture from the tears to the outside of his penis to use as anal lubrication. He then inserts his penis in her rectum.
by Lucas Done June 28, 2009
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a derogatory term for a black person.
Racist: Look at those lazy mondays.
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...
Guy: What?
Racist: Those fuckin mondays over there.
Guy: Wtf is a monday?
Racist: A nigger.
Guy: Why do you call them mondays?
Racist: Cause everyone hates mondays...
by powersurge September 17, 2012
Get the mondays mug.Yet another term to define African-American people. Far, far less offensive than the "N" word and can be used much more dicreetly.
Holy shit this bar is filled with Monday's!! Let's get the fuck out of here.
Park City,UT has got to have the least amount Monday's per square mile
Park City,UT has got to have the least amount Monday's per square mile
by Mr. Richard Smoker March 24, 2008
Get the Monday mug.(1)an ilonggo word (a Philippine dialect) which means vagina. its use is more generic in nature, and therefore more clinical and less vulgar.
(2) a kind of bread that has a slit shaped in the middle, resembling a woman's vagina.
synonyms: kingking, bilat, pukik, putay, moning
(2) a kind of bread that has a slit shaped in the middle, resembling a woman's vagina.
synonyms: kingking, bilat, pukik, putay, moning
by deypootahGIRL April 14, 2010
Get the monay mug.Monday to friday makes for a euphemism of 'motherfucking hell' which reflects the general notion the working life some may lead towards duty.
Oh 'monday to friday' about the bosses duties, can he not relax a little.
How in the 'monday to friday' are we supposed to achieve this duty.
How in the 'monday to friday' are we supposed to achieve this duty.
by Squirrelpower September 26, 2011
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