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Mongolian goat fuck

A situation so fucked up, there is little hope fixing it
I went to a party last night and it was a total Mongolian goat fuck!

Mongolian meat pocket

A sloppy, smelly, vagina with over grown meat curtains.
When Gianna sat unclothed on the steps the horrendous smell hit us even before her Mongolian meat pocket touched the steps below.

Mongolian Jaw-Locking 

An aggressive act where one individual intentionally interlocks their mouth into another person’s mouth and applies maximal biting force. Unlike a traditional kiss, which relies on gentle, consensual lip contact, Mongolian Jaw-Locking involves biting pressure with the intent of teeth being shattered that can cause discomfort or fucked up teeth.
I will Mongolian Jaw-Locking the homeless guy across the street, his teeth will be absolutely shattered.

Mongolian Throat Moaning 

a quote by Madam President about the disgusting sound that comes out of Maddox’s mouth every 5 seconds.
Person 1: What is that noise??

Person 2: Oh that's just Maddox, he's Mongolian Throat Moaning again.

Maddox: *mongolian throat moaning*

Mongolian Toaster Crank

When you jerk off while eating a pb&j while also covering yourself in peanut butter. And simultaneously doing it with a friend.
“Yo bro you tryna crank it Mongolian style tn??” “Hell yea i fuckin love Mongolian toaster cranking

Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker
I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick