Mong

When someone (Ava) acts dumb or stupid

Ava is a Mong

by Ava the nonce December 1, 2019

mong

a bit of a mix between a retard, a spastic and a super autistic kid

your a bloody mong you barstard.....
fuck you you mong.....
get a life mong....

by Crab Pineapple 69 May 25, 2017

Kingle Mong

When you fail a task so miserably that you can't even remember what the original task was.

Jerry kingle monged building that thing and ended up with a birdhouse

by Crack Sparrow December 20, 2023

Mong Skite

A night spent in the flat boozing. Like the term skite but you get "monged" before any skite actually occurs.

Chris: 'Hey Stu heard your hitting the clubs tonight with Tom and Rach?'

Stu: 'No Chris we're actually thinking of having a massive mong skite at my flat - everyone's invited.'

by m00nchat October 20, 2008

Mong

Bradly Toms

I Just Did A Bradley Toms So I’m A Mong

by _ExXx_ May 22, 2021

Mong hole

Ciaran

If your names ciaran you are a mong hole

by truthhurtscauseleesanonce November 28, 2023

Mong

Some one that acts in a stupid or dumb manner. Can also mean a few people in skybounds!

"why you being a mong for Karl? cut it out!"

by Wateriswet01 July 28, 2021