maistro

In southern Arizona, a low-wage teacher.

- Who teaches Biology 101?
- Dunno, I heard is some maistro.

by gauss November 4, 2012

mistress push

A shitty ass Day of Defeat server filled with noobs like.. "BoTk" clan members.

Avoid at all costs.

by CrazyMike August 28, 2003

Mistress Noire

aka Tina Noire. Guardian servers cookie mistress in City of Heroes

Mistress Noire: *gives cookies* :o

by Noire81 May 25, 2009

Mistress Of Bang

The title Given to a female who has fallen in love to a nearly obsessive degree with someone with the last name of Bang.

Mistress - "I LOVE YOU _ _ _ _ _ Bang"
Norm - Get over it Girl He has a girlfriend/boyfriend/wife/husband/sheep

Dude you have no chance, She's a Mistress of Bang

by D.Butler December 16, 2010

mistron

an absolute boss, someone who is awesome at everything, especially poke wars

I lost in a poke war to an absolute mistron

by im winnin this August 24, 2011

Mistranslasian

A hilariously bad attempt at translating something to English from any Asian language, most commonly Japanese.

"Hi, can I get some egg rolls?"
"Yes, we have many super octopus for you! It make happy power for you long time!"
"Does anyone work here who speaks fluent English? I couldn't understand any of that horrible mistranslasian you just made."

by TheHereticTheory March 5, 2012

mistross

a male mistress. see also, mistraus

"Did you hear the congressman had a mistross?"
-"Who is she?"
"No, a misTROSS. 'Who is he?' would be the correct question."
-"...Oh."

by nanner hammocks December 2, 2020