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midget in a van

The elaborate anti-theft system involving the suspension of a midget from the roof of a van with chastity paddles duct taped to each of its limbs. This will result in a thief being incapacitated by a flurry of very angry strikes.

NB. The midget can also be used to fulfill kinky 21 yr old boys' fantasies.
I have a midget in a van *wink wink*.
by Hypenta May 13, 2018
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Midget Tree

When a bunch of Midgets get together and stand on each other with karate poses to make a tree.
We went to the park today and saw. Midget tree. They'll do anything.
by Mexican_Magarita April 16, 2019
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Midget Tossing

The act of grabbing a dwarf/ small person/ "shrunken man"/ or tiny ball of thunder, by the anus and mullet, and swinging him around and around until your momentum can sky rocket him into another universe.
You: Hey Nate, what are you planning to do with those big guns? (noticing Nate wearing a XS shirt, busting through the seams)

Nate: Im finnin to go on down to the Minnesota state fair to do some mutha fuckin midget tossing, ya heard?!

You: (Speechless)………….
by Jason Statham Wannabe August 16, 2019
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Midget porn

A fun sport to bet on
Hey, last night I made some cash betting on midget porn
by Oreodave January 11, 2020
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Midget

Midget

Midgets are deadly creatures who could if you ,come up against one in a fight, might puncture a lung or two. they are usually under the height of 4'6" and at that height they could easily head butt your sacc id they really wanted to. be warey areound these microscopic creatures beacause they culd eaily castrate you in less than a second.
"oh bugger, a midget."
"its really far away tho!"
"oh wait its 2 meters away, its just 2 ft tall."
by exleyyyy June 5, 2020
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Midget Fishing

A game in which you have more than 3 nude male or females that have taped shoes to their knees. They hold their own feet behind themselves. They would begin at a designated point. Once the game begins, they all race to wherever a nude male is located. The first one to get his penis in their mouth would be considered the winner
My friend Ryan had me participate in a game of Midget Fishing. At first I took offense but it turned out super fun! He has never lost a game!”
by GBB4 Crew August 8, 2020
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Midgetgrunt

Midgetgrunt a person who plays xbox and sweats halo. Annoyingly correct at all times.
Ohh my fucking god midgetgrunt how are you so good at halo
by Midgetgrunt December 30, 2020
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