by yeah i’m the next day August 19, 2017
Get the wakefield middlemug. Much like a power bottom except the power middle is a gay male likes to dominate and control penetration both orally and with his anus simultaneously. The Gay Baron is the pioneer and master of this craft.
by limber-jack April 9, 2016
Get the power middlemug. 1. Refers to the testicles see third nut
2. Use in place of get fucked or any other derogeratory terms you ususally prefer
3. Use it for someone who has a lot of courage; when in disbelief of someone's claim; when you when the lottery; when receiving bad customer service...
2. Use in place of get fucked or any other derogeratory terms you ususally prefer
3. Use it for someone who has a lot of courage; when in disbelief of someone's claim; when you when the lottery; when receiving bad customer service...
by LollieE March 26, 2007
Get the middle ballmug. Probably one of the most misunderstood times in history. While it is true that there were many things wrong with the middle ages, such as people getting sick more often or wrongful execution of innocents, they didn't happen nearly as often as mainstream culture would like to portray it. (That is to say, EVERY TIME).
Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
Also poor people weren't starving or depressed. English peasants would eat SALMON every day, because guess what? They lived near rivers! (DUH) And the children played every day in the fields or in said rivers and would also help their parents work the fields and around the house. Also, nobody gave a fuck about social media, everything you needed to know, you learned from your neighbors.
*Medieval market bustle*
Richard: God bless you, Henry! Have you prepared the beer for the party tonight? It's finally the end of spring and we finally have enough berries and leftover chickens to celebrate the summer solstice with a good meal!
Henry: Yes I have, richard. I do believe I have a solid barrel* of good ale for our celebration. Will your wife prepare her famous cranberry tarts?
Richard: Yes she will indeed. Maybe we can bring the children this year too?
Henry: Well they are fourteen. I think they are old enough to party with us.**
Richard: Marvelous. I will see you tonight, good friend!
Henry: Likewise!
*Everyone dances, sings, eats and drinks that night, men, women and children alike and everyone is happy*
*31 gallons
**That's being PG-friendly. Kids would drink ale as young as 5 in Medieval England
The Middle Ages were actually a vibrant age. A simpler time.
Richard: God bless you, Henry! Have you prepared the beer for the party tonight? It's finally the end of spring and we finally have enough berries and leftover chickens to celebrate the summer solstice with a good meal!
Henry: Yes I have, richard. I do believe I have a solid barrel* of good ale for our celebration. Will your wife prepare her famous cranberry tarts?
Richard: Yes she will indeed. Maybe we can bring the children this year too?
Henry: Well they are fourteen. I think they are old enough to party with us.**
Richard: Marvelous. I will see you tonight, good friend!
Henry: Likewise!
*Everyone dances, sings, eats and drinks that night, men, women and children alike and everyone is happy*
*31 gallons
**That's being PG-friendly. Kids would drink ale as young as 5 in Medieval England
The Middle Ages were actually a vibrant age. A simpler time.
by mancyclopediac January 17, 2019
Get the Middle Agesmug. When 3 people stand or sit side by side in a straight line smoking pot, the center person is "middle toking" when they take a hit off the pipe or joint or bong every time it is passed back and forth in both directions.
by Sonnie Skiba March 26, 2009
Get the middle tokingmug. a bunch of fucking losers and dumb ass girls who think they’re better than everyone. plus you have the fucking girls making fun of guys and who they like lolololol oh yea and a bunch of lesbians and a gay guy.
by sexyman11111111 March 18, 2019
Get the springfield middlemug. a time in a person's life between the ages of 45-50, where everything makes said person extremely angry.
Jeff began to believe he was crazy when he would start screaming at random people at exactly 2pm everyday, until he realized he was 46 and he had hit his middle-raged years.
by vms August 6, 2015
Get the middle-ragedmug.