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merican wetback

(noun) Pejorative term for an underprivileged Texan. Used commonly by Texas socialites to convey disapproval or disdain towards people from rural areas/southern Texas.

"merican" is a derivative of "American" popularized by 43rd President of the United States, George W. Bush. "merican" is not capitalized due to the inconvenience of simultaneously requiring two keys (shift + a), which could require putting down the enormous hamburger and typing with both hands.

"wetback" is now an ethnically-based derogatory term for Mexicans, but was officially used by the U.S. Immigration and Naturalization Service until 1954.
"Y'all's don't git it. Her family were lucky enough to be livin' on the right side of the Rio Grande River in 1836, but she'll never be more than a merican wetback....oh, sorry for the poor grammar, I meant to say "correct side of the Rio Grande River."
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Merriam

(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
Creating the definition of "Merriam" was the last thing Webster did before he died...
by Culture Vulture May 10, 2008
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Merriam(n)
The length of skin between a man's anus and scrotum.
"Splendid Merriam. We have truly left our mark on the English Language!"
by Relics May 10, 2008
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Merrick

nice on the east border but crap on the west. surrounded by roosevelt and freeport on one side and the other side bellmore and wantagh. merrick is not the best place to be. unless your in south or on the east side.
roosevelt,freeport,and uniondale are retty hard ass. Wantagh,bellmore and seaford...have never seen a car under under 30,000. that explains it.Merrick leans more towrds the west side
by greenspeak11 September 10, 2006
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Merrick

A boy who should be acting like a man already, but unfortunately is stuck in a 18 year old mindset. He thinks he is extremely cool but in actual fact is great loser that thinks far too much of himself. He is afraid of commitment, so sleeps around trying to hide all his insecurities. He cannot be trusted, he WILL f*#k you around, mentally and physically.
Girl: I saw him with another girl straight after me! He just used me!
Friend: What?! Did you get with Merrick again? I'm not surprised he did that to you..

Girl: Yeah has no life ahead of him
by Aimee Parker November 3, 2012
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A swelling of the facial area resulting in total humiliation from your friends
"Oh my god what has happened to your face?" "I have got a proper Merrick on at the moment, i look like a right spak !!!"
by Twitters March 20, 2009
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Where kids throw B-sides and party till the break of dawn downing Natty Light!
by bside696969 November 29, 2018
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