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Megan

She kills animals and hates water. Likes toilets a lot. Her lucky number is 00000000
Megan doesn't like Christina's booty
by AFish July 24, 2016
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Megan

An awesome unicorn ninja that may or may not be evil. A megan is too complex for the human mind to understand so a megan does not usually talk a lot. Megans are inhumanly obsessed with fluffy hair, afros, potatoes, poking bellybuttons, squishing noses, and biting fingers.
"That girl scares me." "Yeah, she's a Megan. Some people say she's the most invincible unicorn there is, a ninja unicorn disguised as a human." "Yikes." ••• "Hey, how are you friends with that Megan ninja girl?" "Ninjas are awesome. Plus, she's a unicorn too. She is the best friend I could ever have, I'm so lucky to be her friend."
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Megan

Fake ass bitch, short as fuck. No friends, although when she gets one which is rare she talks shit about them. Violent and fat, cry’s for everything, no soul or heart, very shy, hella rude.
Girl: she’s a fucking fat ass
Girl 2: ikr that’s Megan
by Girl2385 June 12, 2018
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Megan

The most perfect girl you’d ever meet.... impossible to not fall in love with. She’s quirky, adorable, loves musicals, singing, and is absolutely perfect.... although she’s taken... by a girl named Emma.
Is that Megan?
Ya but she’s taken... by Emma
by Qvone October 21, 2018
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Megan

Girl who is too bloody stubborn.Knows way too much random shit seems like a bitch but probably the best person in the fucking world that and has a banging body but also pretty promiscuous. Acts like satans daughter when pissed but when she happpy fucking worldclass friend. Fucking keeper
She's a Megan 10/10
by Sorcerer April 18, 2018
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Megan

A girl who is convinced shes gods gift to the earth, when in reality she drives everyone around her insane with her narcissistic tendencies and constant life drama. She will also steal yo tendies and yo hunny mussy.
Yo dude, that girl I slept with last night was a complete Megan.
by 21st century Jesus February 28, 2019
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Megan

A girl who is very emotianlly unstable. Someone who also starts useless drama and rumors. Is also very insecure.
by Yaboiisgood December 21, 2016
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