Mathias

The gayest kid ever meet and has sucked more cock than anyone. He would meet a guy off the gay tinder just so he would get some good dick. Everyone secretly hates him bc he thinks he’s popular. What a fag

Mathias is the gayest most annoying kid I’ve ever met

by Jrkfifirjbrbdjeiei January 23, 2018

Mathias

Given to a person that says heaps of bullshit that he wants to do, etc and never actually does anything close to that. Usually gets his moral off of American TV-shows which means that he doesn't know shit what he's talking about, and thinks he can say anything and if anyone feels like discussing his opinion or trying to defend themselves, he will play the douchebag styled "If you take that seriously, you are a pussy!" game.

He likes to tell people nobody likes them, in that way, he might feel better. He has 1-3 percent chance of having a girlfriend.

Mathias: "When i grow up, im gonna give my kids African traditional names!"

You: "Dude, you've said that about sixteen times."

Mathias: "Well, you're gay/a pussy, etc"

by OUSHGF June 24, 2011

Mathias

Special kid with special needs

Mathias is the special kid and has special needs

by RocketmanRS May 12, 2020

mathiculous

Showing great attention to Mathematical details

My boss is very Mathiculous for the sales data presented to him

by AjaxAjay September 3, 2011

mati

a girl who gets the ick aggressively one day into relationships yet has multiple dudes hit on her.

Mati is a unique breed of homo-sapien which is a diagnosed sociopath and psychopath.

this girl broke up with me on the first day

must've been mati

by dom696969 October 8, 2020

Mathieu Sicardi

Mathieu Sicardi is the most amazing french baguette man. He's sweet, funny, smart, compassionate, and totally smoking hot. Mathieu, I've known you for almost 4 months and you always seem to amaze me with something new every day, although I still can't decide if you scare or amaze me. I love you so much and that absolutely terrifies me because I genuinely think you're my soulmate and if I lost you I would lose my whole world. The feeling of being in your arms is unmatched by anything I've ever felt before and when you're holding me I wouldn't want to be anywhere else. I know things are hard right now because of the distance keeping me from you but I can wait to live out all of our dreams together. He also has a microscopic mouse dick. btw I love you more :)

I love Mathieu Sicardi more than he loves me and this proves it.

by sashagreen68 November 4, 2020

Mathius

A boy who fucks around and sucks ice cubes

I walked into the bathroom and saw Mathius rolling around in the bathtub yelling weeeesssss

by Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeèēeeeeeeeeee November 9, 2018