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Wank Material

Something and/or someone that can be used to enhance a person's masturbating experience. Common wank materials include vibrators and pornography.
The manager of the company led the two individuals, Joanna and Fredrick, to an interesting grey-walled room, filled with some sort of assorted materials, all different colours stacked neatly on different shelves. A television screen placed right at the back centre of it all, playing what seemed to be animated Not-Safe-For-Work (NSFW) content (see "hentai").
"What.. is all this stuff?" Joanna asked, gazing at the colour-assorted items in the room.
The manager put his fists on his hips, looked at the material and proudly exclaims, "These.. are just some examples of our range of wank material! We've got vibrators, lube, copies of famous pornography, you name it! Use it for any sexual desire you both may have~" He lowers his hands and looks at both Joanna and Fredrick with a smirk. "That is, if you both are in a relationship ready to take things further." The manager winks, leaving the two in a state of confusion and embarrassment.
by short_story_examples May 31, 2023
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Giggle Material

An event or action that is used to enduce the giggles. The event that is used would be later on used excessively everyday for a long period of time thus causeing the material to become annoying
Jim: Yo you see that drunk guy fall down them stairs!
Jake: Yeah holy shit! Thats giggle material!

1 week later

Jim: DUDE!? remember that drunk gu-
Jake: okay.. shut the fuck up!
by Za Dom January 24, 2010
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Waste of genetic material

look at that absolute waste of genetic material talking to his cousin on discord
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serial material

A creepy weirdo with the potential to become the next Ted Bundy.
Joey DiMarco just moved in next door to us.

Watch your pets around that kid, dude, he's serial material.
by Shuaman November 16, 2017
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Wifey Material

Alexandra Botez
Alexandra Botez : That is me. When you look up wifey material in the dictionary I show up.
by ramu.tmkc September 16, 2022
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