Mat lip

The tar or residue left on your lip after having a bong
Here’s a wipe Lisa you have mat lip

Should I bring some tissues just in case we get mat lip

Oi you have mat lip.
by V Taranaki April 01, 2022
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Laundry mats closed

when the laundry mat is closed a woman is on her period hopefully its a small load to wash by hand.
Sorry babe laundry mats closed for 5 to 7 days.
by nellie shoots February 06, 2012
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mats balcke

Blue Emo head, introvert with aggresionproblems
"wow that's a Mats Balcke!"
by kreidark February 17, 2017
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Dick mat

A narrow strip of pubic hair directly above the vigina.
After I blew my load I cleaned my pecker off on her dick mat
by RT Rules June 11, 2018
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Mat-Trex

A wierd disabled kid Who tinks hes a dinosaur
He is a gaylord , Mat-Trex
by Jemoederopeendriewieler June 06, 2017
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