A zombie mask is when you ejaculate on a woman's face and then push her face into the sand. She then gets up and stumbles around, arms outstretched, either looking for something to clean off her face or looking to choke the crap out of you!
I taught my cheating girlfriend a lesson when I took her to the beach. I blew my load on her face and then pushed her face into the sand. I laughed as she stumbled around the beach with her zombie mask on.
by SMuOpKE September 1, 2006
Get the zombie mask mug.The girl has her head in a pillow and ass in the air. You put your mouth on her peach hole and your nose in her A-hole. Then just start sucking and snorting like mad man (or woman).
by Adam Harigast February 1, 2005
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Point of View: It's the summer of 2011, you have recently found the girl of your life, you really want to have kids, but the wedding plans aren't ready yet, so you decide to be a sl*t and impregnate your girlfriend pre-marriage, 7 months later the baby is born two months too early, you still love the child and your wife, (yes you are officially married now)
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
fast forward 7 months and your wife starts showing your beloved son a show called PJ masks, the child starts annoyingly saying phrases from the show 24/7, you grow very annoyed and vow to murder the child, your wife finds out about the plans and divorces you and takes the child, you then vow to build a time-machine to travel back and time and prevent the baby from ruining your life, you finally travel back and time but once you finally find yourself about to impregnate the "love" of your life, you decide to kill him forgetting that the past effects the future, everything starts fading to black and your body disappears in the same style of the early 2000s Disney movie "Meet the Robinsons (Trademarked)", you look around and say "Shit." as everything is finally dark and you wake up in hell to be tortured by PJ Masks even more.
by Tim7 November 21, 2022
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Mistakenly believing that he is saving himself and others from COVID-19 virus infection, the mask strutter is obeying orders while wearing a face covering.
by Free the mind August 14, 2020
Get the mask strutter mug.Protesters committing criminal acts while wearing a surgical mask, claiming it was for health reasons, when it was actually to conceal their faces so they could not be identified.
As the mask-a-raiders were looting the store and starting fires, they claimed their masks were to prevent the spread of COVID-19, when the truth was that they were actually worn to conceal their identity from the security cameras.
by Crackerguy June 17, 2020
Get the Mask-a-raider mug.r/Cringe Is just "Masked Advertising" For their fetishes pretending to hate them when they get off to them .
by Outrageous-31 April 5, 2022
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