by FluffiestFluffBall April 21, 2020
by The mistress? September 22, 2010
A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".
by maplefrost May 26, 2009
I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...
I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!
I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!
by B702 February 04, 2008
A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.
Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"
Person 2: "No. What happened?"
Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"
Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"
Person 2: "No. What happened?"
Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"
Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"
by TOOL BAG TRAVIS October 14, 2008
by damn infidelic pagan hippie liberal scum March 21, 2005
When your dick is so bad; Small and busts quick. Comes from the only way he will get any is if he is married. The only way to get some would be to trap her in a legally binding relationship.
Why did you break up with him ? He has good looks good job and he's so nice ?
I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.
I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.
by Robvtie November 25, 2020