Traditional Marriage

Two people that love each other without being forced into one.

Look those two men are married and are happy together, thats a traditional marriage.

by FluffiestFluffBall April 20, 2020

Quasi-Marriage

How a man might describe his marriage if on a quest to sleep around.

Oh, its more of a quasi-marriage than anything.

by The mistress? September 23, 2010

Architects marriage

A marriage where the male partner has open sexual access to at least one other woman, and generally also that woman is either a client or financial patron. The wife may also be involved sexually with the "other woman".

"Not only is John a great artist, the lucky bastard has a Architects Marriage."

by maplefrost May 26, 2009

marriage raped

When a significant other becomes morbidly obese resulting in a lack of chemistry between spouses.

I never thought I would feel guilty cheating, but she marriage raped me after she had my children and let herself go...

I knew things would settle down after we got hitched, but his laziness has made me lost any interest in him- i feel marriage raped!

by B702 February 3, 2008

manhattan marriage

A marriage in which a man or woman exchanges vows with that of a donkey, sheep, cow, horse, or platypus.

Person 1: "Did you hear about Michael Beasley's Manhattan Marriage?"

Person 2: "No. What happened?"

Person 1: "He married a God damn sheep!"

Person 2: "What a sick bastard!"

by TOOL BAG TRAVIS February 18, 2009

gay marriage

Republicans and Democrats having anal sex together!

Clinton and Bush are fuckin eachother!!

I think those two fags are in the same coven or something.

by damn infidelic pagan hippie liberal scum March 20, 2005

Marriage dick

When your dick is so bad; Small and busts quick. Comes from the only way he will get any is if he is married. The only way to get some would be to trap her in a legally binding relationship.

Why did you break up with him ? He has good looks good job and he's so nice ?

I know it sucks ! I pulled his pants down to find out he has marriage dick ! I still want to live my life so I ended it.

by Robvtie November 25, 2020