march 17

National hug your girlfriend/boyfriend day!

Show them how much you love them on March 17

by ITZLUV March 16, 2021

March 24

If you were born on this day you are the best ever. Your also very cool. You are caring, loving, and always try your best to make others happy. You are also very cute and if you have a lover she is very lucky because you are amazing.

Person: Yo your cool
Person born on March 24: Thanks man but only because I'm born on March 24
Person: I know

by Bootyeater69420frman November 7, 2021

Marchanditod

A condition where physical and mental control is markedly diminished by illicit substances.

“Is Carl okay?” “I don’t know, I’m pretty sure he is marchanditod”

by Flipper_15 October 29, 2022

Masturbate March

This is when you masturbate every day for the month of March. It is also called #MasturbateMadness

John said he would never take part in Masturbate March ever again.

by PrincessKat November 1, 2019

a la macho

To unbutton your shirt or wear a very low cut T-shirt to expose your chest hair no matter how innapropriete of a situation it may be.

Dude I know you wanna pick someone up but this is a wedding and you're the best man so you can not wear your shirt a la macho!

by MrGomez January 14, 2018

March 19th

International Dinosaur Day

Hey, it's International Dinosaur Day on March 19th! That's next week! RAWWR

by kayytehhhhhhh November 16, 2010

March 14

Day when the men who fucked up Valentine’s Day get a do-over at it.

Also known as April 14, May 14, June 14, July 14, August 14...however many chances they need to get it right

Brad fucked up Valentine’s, so he better use March 14 to make up for it.

by Miss Zoila Right February 15, 2019