manoe

actual v annoying sometimes. but is even worse when drunk. ok thats all. #sometimeswannakill

Person: ugh do u know manoe?
Other person: Oh ya i wanna kill that wvss bitch
person: Shes even worse when drunk

by mikehawk5781 November 1, 2019

phoney mahoney

a false irish bar manufactured for caucasians to consume vast quantities of liquor in.

Man, why do you go to Johnny O'Hagans in Chicago, it is such a phoney mahoney

by Chad Udell April 30, 2003

hoover manover

v. When fucking a girl, hopefully, doggie style kick out their arms and make her fall on her face. Her face will noe become a vacuum.

Bill: Hey man your girlfriend's face was pretty burned up
George: (grins)

by schultz January 29, 2004

manonnaise

Basically its sperm. Its white, sticky and spreads like mayonnaise. But its the masculine term.

When you spunk all over a womans face you say to her, "how do you like that MAN-O-naise bitch"?....

Or, Last night my bitch ate all my manOnaise, it was the best blow I've ever received. My balls are deflated.

Or. Hey bitch want some manOnaise?

Do not ever put manOnnaise on you salad and this is plain sick!!!

Also know as bukkake but in a milder form. sperm,cum,man white, spunk

by MRDG September 21, 2008

manometer

A device women use to keep track of how many dates they have been on in a given time frame. Particularly helpful when dating online.

Scarlett inquired to Maggie, "Girl, how many dates have you been on since you signed onto Gimmesumsnatch.com?" Maggie replied, "I'm not sure, let me check my manometer and I'll see what my count is up to."

by GiddyUpGirlFL January 18, 2009

Manorexia

It's a working temporery version of "Anorexia", which only males are capable of. A male that is not satisfied with how built his body is because he has a little beer belly and the chicks he is banging. So he eats very little, downs fat burners, works out like the incredible hulk curling Abram tanks and benching Rosie O'Donnell and squatting Oprah, until he gets the results he wants and goes back to banging hotter chicks continuing his life before Manorexia.

guy 1: Yo, remember tony?

guy 2: Yeah, he's the somewhat big guy back in college...

guy 1: Yeah, he went Manorexia mode and got big man!

guy 2: Yo there's tony right there! =\...is that...what the fuck!

guy 1: Yo! that's my bitch and your bitch! >=( fucker...we would kick his ass if he wasn't so damn huge...bastard...

by TheOriginalProffesor December 7, 2011

Manon

Manon’s are the kind of kids who def had too much sugar. they can be dangerous at times, but if you don’t give then knives or forks or things like that, everything should be fine.
Manons are so caring and loving, and like paulines, are like tiny lil moms.
Manon’s have a great sense of humour (usually) and will surely keep u smiling.

*person in a room randomly smiles and stares at you creepily with a pot of sugar in their hand*
you: oh. i see. a manon.

by maki bear (aka maki-b) June 10, 2019