Post Malone

The black diarrhea that you have after a night of drinking whiskey.

I drank way too much bourbon last night, my Post Malone looks like the black plague.

by AsswithaC October 25, 2017

Marlon

He is a fucking bullerman sometimes . He is a asshole he feel bad and a jackass

Marlon is a fucking bullerman

by Marlon is a bullerman April 20, 2019

karl malone

to poke someone in the side of the face, next to the eye, like done in the NBA finals by Karl Malone in an altercation with a fan on the sideline before the game

Because she was pissing me off, i karl malon-ed her.

by Jim July 16, 2004

two tone post malone

A Neapolitan penis. Consisting of a dark lower shaft and a lighter shaft from the middle of the shaft to the tip.

"Man danny mountain has a giant two tone post malone"

by Picax8398 July 28, 2017

Marlon

(n.) pertaining to Modern Warfare 2, one with a specific playstyle who utilizes flanking maneuvers to surprise opponents and dispatch them via knife. Synonomous with blue tiger.

(n.) one that possesses puma-like attributes such as the ability to move silently in the night and quick deadly strikes. Often prey upon baby manatees, but like sea turtles.

1

Alex: "dude i was playin Cod on rust and i was rapin the n00b i was goin marlon, like fucking blue tiger shit. tac-knifin those noooobs wile they just like fucking noob tubed and g18 like l33t b1tch3s fo 5h1t#$ @ !!!!"

Mike: "ohh ya, you deserve an LJ"

2

Ryan: "dude I just saw marlon eat manatee!"

Jake: "yeah he needs nourishment"

Ryan: "at least he doesn't eat sea turtles."

by Bluetiger July 11, 2010

maloney

Something that looks identical to something else.

Hey Jasper c'mere! These two look alike!
Why I reckon that them there must be a maloney.

by Ryan Fucking Snyder May 12, 2008

Andy Milonakis

The coolest kid who stars in his own mtv show, his style is strange yet brilliantly hilarious.

I wish I could be cool like Andy Milonakis

by Tall Paul July 18, 2005