Mstache

The mustache, for Her.

"Did you catch that black chick rocking the mstache on The Daily Show on Monday?"

"Yeah, it really helped her own the room, but it doesn't hold a candle to sexy counter-revolutionary authority of Frida Kahlo's mstache."

by OwenF May 21, 2012

Moustache Gash

When a badly grown moustache simply makes you look like a cunt.
found commonly on men but can effect women too.

Me: Hey Derek, have you seen Dave lately?
Derek: Yeah hes acquired a moustache gash

Me: i know he looks like a right {cunt}
Derek: What a cunt!

by magicrob69 July 2, 2016

Mustachtrophe

An event causing great and often sudden damage or suffering to the stache!

Watch the lighter homie, we almost had a mustachtrophe!

by cason72 March 29, 2017

Mustanged

When someone is hurt by an idiot in a mustang trying to show off

“Where’s Dave?”
“Bro, Dave was watching people burnout and got mustanged hard and now has a feeding tube”

by Bluejoffles May 29, 2020

spite moustache

A moustache grown shortly after a break-up, inspired by the wearer's certainty his ex would have hated it.

Armando grew a spite moustache, even though he didn't want one, because he felt like he finally could after his breakup.

by Morgan Arrija June 11, 2011

ass moustache

The clumped formation a man's gooch hair takes in humid or moist conditions.

"Crikey, that was one tough game of squash Henry, I bet you can't wait to see my ass moustache in the changing room!"

"I love just standing in the shower, daydreaming and giving my ass moustache a twiddle"

"That bhuna is not agreeing with me. I think I'm going to have to rinse my ass moustache of it in a few hours"

by mrtom1 January 9, 2012

Hitlers moustache

A powerful piece of facial hair that will capture an audience and force them to vote for you in an election

If trump had a hitlers moustache he would destroy Hillary in this election

by Nathanbae and Harambae August 30, 2016