Martin Monk

A young sloth like individual that thrives in the deep woods of Alfred, NY

"Yo man, wanna go search the woods for a Martin Monk?"

by Smichael June 2, 2013

Dead Monk

The act/process of finding a girl who has been dead for about two days, and with your friend, you jump on her stomach, and your friend eats whatever comes out.

Lets go to the graveyard and perform the dead Monk.

by Peter January 31, 2005

Monk Spunk

The residule dripping from a vagina
after sex

The ol'lady and I hit it so hard she
left a puddle of monk spunk on the
sheets

by Marty Manigross March 2, 2005

Monke god

Monke god, also known as (xrazorwire) on various platforms, is in fact the' monke god. All monke must obey and be fully content with the monke god.

Whomever believes in the xrazorwire(The monke god), shall have eternal life within the monke heavens, sacrifices of bananas and other various small animals will please the monke god and you will have his blessings. Many say those who's truly believe gain unusual mental powers, that's all can be said. All hail monke god!

Hey my friend just told me about xrazorwire, the "monke god" I'm truly a believer now.

Ever sinse I've been doing daily sacrifices to "monke god" I've been doing so much better financially!

by xRazoRwiRe April 22, 2021

Funne monke

We all know that monkes are superior to humans, but the Funne monke (or Funneus monkeus) is the funniest and best species of monke, therefore being at the top of the food chain.

Bro do you see that guy?
Yea..

Hes a Funne monke
Bro no fucking way we need to go tell him how cool he is

by Nwordpassseller December 29, 2020

Adrian Monk

He is a fictional detective who's wife died in a car bomb. He has many mental health issues and many phobias. (which include the phobia of milk and germs)

"Hey have you seen Adrian Monk around? I need someone to solve this homicide."
"Nope, I think he's busy washing his hands."

by anonymous January 19, 2021

Monk Spunk

Semen which has taken on a slight yellow colour because it’s owner hasn’t ejaculated for a long time.

“It had been so long that when I eventually got laid, I had monk spunk.”

by Apparently January 13, 2021