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Guided missile

A form of assisted masturbation for a female during which she grabs her male partner's index finger (he may retract the other fingers of that hand into a fist) and uses it to penetrate herself and rub her clitoris for as long as is necessary for her to cum. It is crucial that the male partner be entirely passive, except for keeping his finger rigid and straight, in the form of a missile. A variant of the guided missile is the full first strike, which entails the use of 3 or more fingers.
After an hour of eating her out without success, I suggested a guided missile, which finally got her off.
by SaniElet March 26, 2021
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Piss Missile

A fast, sketchy, clapped out motorcycle usually older model. Usually a total deathtrap
Bro I got a new bike!!
*looks at bike*

I thought you were gonna buy something nice but instead u bought this piss missile.
Absolute deathtrap
by Shitbox enjoyer January 2, 2025
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Missiles

Maybe THEY are not launching the missiles! DUN DUN DUUUUN!!!
Hym "Missiles are good."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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Mexican Boat Missile

A transgender Mexican who claims to be female but in reality is a male
Dude I was boutta eat her out until she pulled out a Mexican boat missile. It was bigger than mine
by Lesean McCoy July 5, 2025
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bongular missile

A missile that is going to explode all over you
I have a bongular missile coming for you
by bongular missle creator September 18, 2025
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New Jersey Fart Missile

A sexual act where a man shoves a dildo backwards into his ass crack backwards and piles up farts so the pressure shoots it out like a rocket, then it shoots into a females mouth
My homeboy gave me a New Jersey Fart Missile and I enjoyed it very much
by New Jersey Homeboy October 14, 2025
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Hypersonic Missiles

Yeah, I saw those. Those were fuckin sick! I like the sound they make when the zip off like that. Sounds super futuristic. Pretty cool. Make sure you click that Dead Hand on or... I assume that's something you'd leave on but still...
Hym "Yeah those Hypersonic missiles were dope."
by Hym Iam October 15, 2025
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