Milfgaarding

When a MILF gets the inclination to rub one out after watching Henry Cavill in the Netflix TV series 'The Witcher'.
This is in reference to Nilfgaard, a region in the fictional world of 'The Witcher'

Can also apply to other hot fictional heroes.

Did you see the scene of Henry Cavill in the bathtub in 'The Witcher'?! I put it on loop and was Milfgaarding myself all night.

by FlatulentCrumpet August 18, 2021

Milfil

The most gayest ship name to call people who you think belong together,as in lovers,might as well make them fall in love using “milfil” maybeee they’ll catch feelings if you want them to

“EYO MILFIL WHAT’S UP”

“WHAT IS MILFIL?”

“OH IT’S YOU GUYS”

by Hehehehehhehehehehehe October 8, 2021

Milf

The word “Milf” means Man, I Love Frogs

“Look how cute this frog is.”

“Milf!”
——————
“Aww look it’s a frog!”

“Milf!!”

“Same!”

by ArcticFrog March 1, 2023

International milf day

It the 4/20 or April 20th
Everyone is required to take a photo with their hot mom and put it on their story.

Damn, I can't wait for international milf day

by Dxrmal on sc June 4, 2021

tall vampire milf

lady dimitrescu from the new resident evil game

I want the tall vampire milf from resident evil 8 to step on me

by Hehe I cheated June 19, 2021

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf

my fav moot :) <3 -pittytheloser0

yayoikusakabe.is.a.milf is the best

by loser kai July 21, 2021

milf in training

An attractive woman who does not have any children yet, but hopes to someday, so she can become an actual milf.

See Britney Spears

Britney Spears was photographed wearing a T-shirt that said, "MILF in training"

What a stupid whore.

by S_t_G December 26, 2004