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Melissa

Melissa may look intimidating but trust me, she's very caring. She laughs over funny jokes.
by Quickchow October 20, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I wanted to give Melissa Fumero a spartan prayer bookmark (complementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductorcomplementary metal-oxide semiconductor edit).
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Melissa

Melissa is a girl who has a really big heart, her sight gives enough light to illuminate an entire room, in fact she is light to everyone around her, she is the perfect mixture between the cutest/sexiest/lovely person and once you know her you need her in your life, otherwise it will be insipid without her.
Melissa is the girl other girls want to be and every guy wants to have. Melissa is loyal, she keeps her emotions to herself and even though she isn’t having good times she can show you a big smile… oh my God, that beautiful smile.
Once you see Melissa you’ll like her, once you know her you fall in love. It’s not a phrase, it’s a fact.
by AE2303 November 23, 2021
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Melissa

Mercyful Fate’s debut album and one of their songs in the album, Melissa. It is said that King Diamond (the frontman of the band) had a skeleton named Melissa and someone stole it after a show. King Diamond got sad and the band made a song and named the album Melissa in memory of the skeleton. The skeleton was returned to King Diamond but it is nor completely believed that it is the same skeleton. The band made another song named “Is That You, Melissa” in their their album named In The Shadows.

Also, Melissa is a song by The Allman Brothers Band. Wonderful bands, wonderful albums and wonderful songs.
A: Hey dude, have you listened to Melissa?
B: You mean Mercyful Fate’s debut album or the song?
A: The song.
B: Yes, I have, it’s amazing!
by Purpleponyinthesky February 2, 2020
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Melissa

He would be so lucky to be with Melissa
by Shittalksally June 2, 2023
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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