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Moisterbate

When a female engages in pleasuring herself and whilst doing so creates a puddle so massive that it could be confused for a the disintegrated remains of a human.
I moisterbated last night so bad that I had to get a new mattress let alone change the sheets!
by Aliphatic May 3, 2016
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moisterest

I told you moisterest was a real word
by moistman1717 June 3, 2017
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mister positive

A nickname that means the target mentioned always says or do positive things/always optimistic.
-Hey Mister Positive! We don't have money, You got something positive to say about that?
by Ur Mom Right Behind You January 29, 2018
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mister two

Enunciation of MR2, a Toyota mid-engined sports car produced from 1984 to 2007.
Yo look at that sweet "mister two " drive by!

Bruh just say "MR2" stop acting like a fucking hipster.
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moister missile

moister missile= another name for your penis
Mud dick was so dry I had to whip out my moister missile And find me some vagina.
by Confuzem February 24, 2018
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MesterMC

is a very cancerous Minecraft server which somehow managed to achieve 2500+ players.
it has worse community than cs:go,ROBLOX and hypixel Combined.
if you are better than the other player, you are going to get hackusated, maybe reported.
if you are worse than the other player, you are gonna be called a noob.
the community is full of 9 year olds. and the staff doesnt give a shit about anything. you can hack and not get caught
the so called "ranks" are used to showoff other people (sometimes) and are expensive as shit. nothing else to say, really.

on the good side...
you can make clickbait videos with this server and get lots of views and h8 at the same time!
guy 1 : wanna play some MesterMC?
guy 2 : nty. that community is terminal cancer. and are full of hackers.
by ItzTHUG August 4, 2018
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Moisterious

1.The feeling of dampness in ones nether regions, usually a female during arousal or sex.

The unofficial replacement for the word “Moist”
Kim sat down to watch the Super Bowl halftime show and became moisterious when Adam Levine took his shirt off.
by TantalizingT February 11, 2019
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