Twilight meal

The name of the meal you have in the morning after staying up the whole night. it's not at the same level as breakfast/lunch/dinner; because while for other people it's the 1st meal of a new day, for you it's definatly not!
try to make it simple though use creative & interesting ingrediants. (TIP: never go to a diner or fast food place, try grocery, bakery, etc)

"I was up all night, so this morning i wandered the streets looking for a nice twilight meal. I went to a bakery and chose a fresh loaf of bread, next door was a grocery, so i picked up some cheese & hummus too. after that i got some coffee, getting the things was as fun as when actually eating the meal. it was really a perfect twilight meal!"

by GuavaFreak September 6, 2009

Chinese meal

A cat or any domestic animal placed inside a microwave, usually used improperly.

Hey guys, I'll be back soon, mum's making chinese meal for dinner.

by Ihaza Mazzifgarn March 5, 2011

Nigerian Meal

Cum, specifically from a Nigerian male with a member of at least 7 inches.

F: What are we having for dinner tonight?
M: My Nigerian Meal.
F: Not again...

by Bodysock October 25, 2019

Travis Scott Meal

The most bang for your buck in the worlds history. With the Travis Scott Meal a mediocre man can eat like a king in medevil times. It doesnt discriminate as it is meant to be eaten and enjoyed by every man, woman and child regardless of race, creed, or gender. We as humans don't realise just how lucky we are for its existence. We can only attempt to understand its creation and any other food is truly lost in the sauce.

My girlfriend left me for a Travis Scott Meal.

by anonymous September 8, 2020

malsexual

A gay person that dresses and acts completely straight. They act like a typical guy and could never figure out that they're gay by looking at them.

The antonym of metrosexual.

Tom is malsexual, he acts like a straight guy but in reality is actually gay.

by yoskippy March 31, 2013

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means but you

Instagram user #1 : Wow guess what urban dictionary says about my name

Andy Tate : don't care,
Nobody cares what your urban dictionary name means

by Normalboi November 23, 2021

ipod meal

noun: when two or more people eat a meal while wearing there ipods. Often, the people will never speak to each other.

Dude: those two people enjoying the ipod meal have completely lost any sense of humanity.
Other Dude: indeed.

by PENIS PATROL March 14, 2006